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[tjurenfrangubbangen]

@reptile-ruler sa, i svar på kapten på skeppet posten

Och hen har så rätt.

Mira må vara rättmätig kapten, men hon förtjänar en sommar utan ansvar och att få chilla i stallet med Annika

[rissynicole]

DTIYS Contest Drabble: Reptile-Ruler

For @reptile-ruler. Saga wanted something involving Zim and GIR (with bonus points for Zim’s other henchmen being included). I love content with Zim and GIR, and this was so fun to write. In fact, I had to restrain myself from going over 300 words. These kinds of interactions are like comfort food for my soul. Anyway, I decided to write a snippet where Zim’s minions decide to throw him a surprise birthday party. Enjoy!

Drabble under the cut.

Characters: Zim, GIR, Minimoose, Computer

Relationships: Zim and henchmen friendship

Warnings: None

Words: 300

“Surprise!”

Zim nearly stumbled backwards into the trashcan/elevator he had just appeared from. As soon as he regained his balance, his knee-jerk reaction was to rise up on his PAK legs and shield his face with his arms. “Heh?! What’s going on?!” 

“Happy Birthday, Master!” GIR ran up to him and tried to tug him back down to the ground.

Zim’s face went blank as he deactivated his PAK legs and took in the colorfully decorated living room and kitchen. Balloons peppered the room, rising up to the tubing on the ceiling, and on the table was what looked to be a homemade cake with GIR’s unmistakably poor handwriting. 

“It…it’s not my birthday…” Zim said, his face cycling through a range of emotions—mainly ones of confusion. 

“Yes, it is.” The voice that answered him wasn’t GIR’s this time, but the computer’s. A screen lowered in front of Zim, pulling up his PAK’s data. “Your PAK was activated on this day, in Irken Smeetery 373—”

“—Told you!”  GIR plowed between the screen and Zim and plopped a party hat between his raised antennae. Minimoose floated languidly behind him and lowered a sash over him. 

Zim looked down at it. “This says ‘Bachelor Bash 2012.’” 

“I got it from the clearance section!” GIR trilled. 

This prompted Zim to look around a little closer. Half the decorations were a conglomerate of other Earth occasions, from baby shower balloons touting “It’s a Boy!” to Minimoose’s party hat, which said “Congrats, Grad!”

Zim’s face continued to sift through emotions, until he finally looked down at GIR and Minimoose, patiently waiting for his reaction. Even the computer seemed expectant.

“It’s perfect,” he said, finally. “Not only have I conquered my day of birth, but I have conquered all these other filthy Earth holidays!”

[svenskjavel]

Kan jag få be om Skalman med trans och ickebinär flagga om du fortfarande gör sådana?

Tog lite tid men nu finns Skalman med trans flagga (ickebinär fanns sedan innan)

[faithfulwhispers-art]

💐 Do your drawing suit your aesthetics?

I'd like to think so. :) The majority of my drawings are purely self indulgent. I love sparkles, stars, and the sky. I also love playing with flowers and saturated colors.

[agaroueveryday]

1O for the sleepy meme :0

November 28, 2018

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a big t-shirt garou

[unfortunatelycake]

ahhhhh 17 + 97 ??

OKAY LET’S DO THIS! 

17. War AU + 97. Time Travel

It’s the 24th Century, and there’s an interplanetary war going on. Enemy forces have got hold of wormhole technology, and are using it to leap back through time and change the past, which could mean the extinction of the allied races. 

As a Timeline Security Agent, Genos takes his job extremely seriously. A cyborg who is literally a walking time machine, it’s his job to chase enemies across in time and ensure the past remains as the past has always been. 

But during a jump from the 21st Century to the 18th, a spike of time energy drags an innocent bystander through the wormhole. They collide in the space between time, and a vital part of Genos’ time-shift system is damaged. Reaching the other side of the jump, Genos not only has to repair his systems, but carry out his mission to protect the life of Kuseno, an inventor known as the father of cybernetics. If he fails, he’ll cease to exist–and his unwilling stowaway will be stranded three hundred years in the past, never able to go home. 

The man’s name is Saitama, and until he was dragged unceremoniously into the 18th Century, he was bored and unemployed, living off state benefits and whatever money he could win in illegal bare knuckle fights. He’s stronger than any other human Genos has met, and he’s straight to the point–and when he finds out he can’t go home yet, he’s eager to help Genos kick the asses of the enemy. 

Except one mission leads to another as the enemy keeps sending attacks on Kuseno. After a turn of events that leads the inventor to come face to face with Genos and the truth to be revealed, Kuseno says that with a little time, and the collection of some rare components, he can repair the time-shift system.

With war breaking out in the time and place they’re in, they take to the road, charading as a travelling sideshow: Saitama and his Marvellous Animatronic Man. Genos hates having to pretend to be a robot, but the pretense is vital: cyborgs don’t exist in the 18th Century, and people are known to accuse anything they don’t understand to be witchcraft. He calls Saitama ‘sensei’ for the sake of the show, and it becomes so much of a habit that he does it off-stage too.

Over the course of their journey, Saitama and Genos end up saving each other’s lives numerous times (not to mention Kuseno’s). Saitama is enjoying himself, all this adventure is scary sometimes but it makes him feel alive. And Genos is kind of awesome, too…

Meanwhile Genos is trying desperately to keep his mind on the mission, but that isn’t easy with someone like Saitama around, and he doesn’t really want to admit that he has feelings for him. 

Then one day the inevitable happens: Kuseno repairs the time shift. The enemies have stopped coming, and Genos wonders if this means the war is over. 

He and Saitama say their goodbyes to Kuseno, and Genos, rather heavy-heartedly transports Saitama back to the 21st Century. They say goodbye at Saitama’s apartment, and just before Genos leaves, Saitama pulls him into a kiss. 

Then Genos disappears: back to his own century, Saitama supposes. He goes back into his apartment, sighs at the mess that he’s just time-jumped three hundred years to find, and begins tidying up. 

Then there’s a heavy thud of footsteps outside, and a loud knock at the door, and a familiar voice shouting out, “Saitama-sensei!” 

[batneko]

that hurt a lot ;-; ... POV again?

A belated answer to this prompt list. Slightly less angsty. Here’s office AU

Genos’ head had been hurting him all day. He took aspirin, drank more water, zoomed in on the computer screens so he wouldn’t have to strain his eyes. It didn’t help. The dry air was making his nose run as well, and after the same thing happened yesterday he’d reluctantly brought in a box of tissues and hidden it in a desk drawer.

It never occurred to him that he might be sick, until he opened his eyes and found Saitama’s face very close. He couldn’t even remember falling asleep.

“Saitama-san.”

Saitama was trying to act normal, but Genos could see he was frowning in worry. “You okay bud? You were out like a light.”

“I’m…” Genos rubbed his face. His eyes felt gummy and his mouth was dry. “What time is it?”

He stumbled through conversation with Saitama. It was hard to focus and his head was throbbing. Genos was so tired he almost wished he’d been left to sleep, and it was hard to keep his irritation out of his words.

He regretted accusing Saitama of pretending to be his friend the moment he said it. He didn’t think it was true... not really. But he couldn’t say he wouldn’t be surprised if Saitama did turn out to be using him.

“I talk to you because I like to,” Saitama said, seriously, his eyes narrowed in a way that somehow made him even more handsome. “I act like I care because I do.”

Genos wanted it to be true. He wanted Saitama to like him for who he was and not his position. He wanted Saitama to like him in general. He wanted to...

His mouth was so close. And Genos had wondered how it would feel to kiss him so many times. He almost didn’t realize he was doing it until it was done.

[minigenos]

reptile-ruler replied to your post: Every time I start running the water in the...

my grandma’s cat does that too and she says its because he likes to be petted by slightly moist hand, because then all his loose fur will get stuck to her hands instead! i dunno if that’s the case for other cats tho lol

lol I never thought about that. What a cheeky cat!