it's always halloween

She/Her. Old. Find me on AO3. Antis fuck off. DO NOT REPOST ANY OF MY STUFF.

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

are we simplifying them or something

[sparethedreamer]

Am I doing this right?

[vanfanboy]

some sir crocodile gifs of scenes in OPLA that don't get enough appreciation.

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[quietwingsinthesky]

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.

[raccoonmilf]

For clarification:

His name is Parking Lot

His scientific classification is El wiwi

I call him “pipi” or “wiwi”

I hope that makes sense.

[raccoonmilf]

For additional clarification:

He is made of dust bunnies and dryer lint

[6qubed]

and not many of them, at that

[reihea]

ONE PIECE 2.02 GOOD WHALE HUNTING

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[blinkeasy]

Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You is a great story about a young woman trying to get with a guy almost twice her age who has an obvious wholesome crush on her, but he's so busy worrying and trying not to be a creep that he can't even realize 1. he's not and 2. it's mutual

Also she's pulling a secret alter ego bit that all of her coworkers are in on, and as her secret alter ego she goes out of her way to fluster him

She's an icon. He's guy of all time.

I'm so glad we finally got an anime

[oliveptee]

people see adoption more as a trope than an actual thing that happens to real people and it's really fucking annoying

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

[bnq]

synonyms

[damnednyx]

Bestie

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[stonesense]

do you think in fantasy settings with long-lived elves where elf-human relationships become common you’d have discourse about whether it’s unethical to pursue a human in your first century because your life with them basically functions as like, training wheels for the rest of your life. like regardless of whether or not it’s true, i bet there’d be a common feeling that elves who do that and then end up with another elf later are basically just using the human’s whole lifespan for character development and then moving on to a longer-term relationship they actually have to take seriously. and then there’d be a reaction that’s like how are those marriages less ethical than a centuries-old elf getting with a human with vastly less life experience, and also obviously in the first example it’s actually the human who’s problematic for being more relatively mature than the elf

[stonesense]

the financial implications of people who can consistently expect to vastly outlive their partners are also crazy. [in the voice of your aunt with too many opinions] “you know in a century or two he’ll only remember you because he got the house”

[stonesense]

i often get really bored by the old “alas you are a human... i am an elf... we can never be together because our natural lifespans are different...” not because i hate conflict but because i just think realistically people would get used to it and then immediately be doing this conflict in much worse & more irritating and pointless ways

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[emtearzz]

She then proceeded to encourage the chaos.

Redraw of my most popular art piece ever because GUYS STOP SHARING THE OLD ONE IT LOOKS BADDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere, post this one instead.

Old art from last year below ↓

[suppermariobroth]

In Paper Mario: The Origami King, a hallway in Bowser's Castle contains several atmospheric paintings of Bowser, as well as one of King Olly. Here are the textures for the paintings, extracted from the game's files.

Source: noclip.website

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[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]