Seventeen runnin' from innocence like it's a lion. Nippin' at my heels but I'm young so I out run 'em. Jailbait baby huntin' men in their 20's. Cupid's shootin' arrows but I'm cold so I out gun 'em. Bad boy talkin' fast, talkin' dirty. He tells me that I'm hot, so I tell him that I love him. And he says "girls your age never mean what they say". I've got a renegade heart and it's screamin' his name. But then it beats like — you've got time to kill, baby. Don't go jump the gun. Live fast while you're young, honey. Don't go chasin' love
Just a dude, his partner, their sixteen grunts, their many bugs and their pal Plumes living in the Shady House together. The typical nuclear family lol
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Ah, yes
The next big step in any relationship
Moving in together
Needless to say you were overjoyed when he suggested it
The thought of waking up to your man every morning
In a home all your own
With a cute garden
And your names on the deed
Was magical
Unfortunately, neither of you had the cash or the credit score to secure yourselves a house
At least, not for a while
And there was no way you were spending another minute with your awful roommates
So you decided to just stay in the Shady House with him and the rest of team skull
Until you two could scrounge up enough money to buy your own place
It also meant you could wake up to him every day, which is a dream
Surprisingly, it’s not as chaotic as you originally thought it would be
A lot of the grunts have settled down into certain roles and routines
So there’s way less noise and mess
Sure, occasionally someone gets their mitts on a megaphone at 4am
Or a new (usually crude) piece of graffiti might show up on the walls
But other than that, it’s actually quite relaxed and pleasant
Everyone has this kind of mutual respect and understanding for each other
It’s super wholesome
Guzma’s gotten a lot neater since you moved in
It started off mostly as a means to impress you
But it kinda became a habit, so he absentmindedly keeps it up
Plumeria loves having you around
Finally, someone else with a braincell
You take on a similar role to her
Like another mom to the grunts
And of course, they all end up loving you
They used to call Guzma a simp for that
Who’s laughing now?
Spoilers, it’s ya boi
So, Guzma used to live mostly off takeout and microwave meals
He can cook simple dishes, but he’s so lazy
Though when you move in, he puts in effort to cook more
What’s a better incentive than making his baby smile?
When you can, you like to join him in the kitchen
Usually it’s just for the two of you, but sometimes you might make a big pot of food for everyone
Like a chilli, soup or lasagne
In the summer, you guys do epic barbecues
With an ice cream sundae station of course
Guzma gets the pool fixed up so yall can go for a splash
And there are many water fights
You love the grunts very much
They’re so precious
They even gave up a random room in the house so you would have a quiet little office to work in
But sometimes they get in the way of your private time with Guzma
Like one would barge into your room while you were half-naked and making out
They intended on telling you something cool, but then they became much more focused on screaming
Or
You and Guz would sit down on the couch to cuddle and watch a movie
And a grunt would squeeze in between you two, happily yapping about their day like a yamper
Totally oblivious about how they just ruined your night in
You can’t get too mad, they’re practically your children now
Your adorable, annoying, mostly adult children
And you love living with them, and their superhot dad
