Apr 17, 2024
is there a map of the hotel im so scared of numbers
OJ: I have bad news for you about what aliens are apparently shaped like.
OJ: In any case, we do have a map, but it was drawn by Paper and it's kind of hard to read. Good luck.
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is there a map of the hotel im so scared of numbers
OJ: I have bad news for you about what aliens are apparently shaped like.
OJ: In any case, we do have a map, but it was drawn by Paper and it's kind of hard to read. Good luck.
I saw a black and white sphere doing something in the lobby so I went to go say hi and they bit me??? Thankfully they didn't break the skin but it still hurt. they then apologized after biting me? It was like they were possessed for a second and bit me or something. And then when i walked away I heard them telling "yaing" (whoever that is) to not bite people??
-a very confused hotel oj visitor
OJ: I'd suggest you go get a rabies vaccine.
oj is home this is wonderful fix my ac
OJ: I will send Paper to check the AC in your room. Open a window for now.
Hello, we are heeere abourt the fact that You have NOt payed youR billsl11!!!1!! -Scammer
OJ: QUICK, BOX MANEUVER!
*he throws Box at the scammer, who then disappears into dust*
ive been lost in the hotel for weeks . what is the architecture here . please im stuck in an endless elevator and any time i get out its just a ton of hallways with fake rooms im so scared . what is going ON with the architecture who built this hotel
OJ: Well I found this place myself; you just have to be nice to her and she'll let you out. Maybe.
jusstttt a question. would you provide a room to a paying customer that most of the hotel isnt quite fond of?
also totally dont take the definitely not bribe money taped to the back of this letter, yes totally
kindest regards, someone you competed with
OJ: I don't like the vibes here
There's spiders in my room everywhere. Please get rid of them. I fear them and dont want to smoosh them with a shoe or something.
OJ: I only found 2, both wolfs; not a concern. I have escorted them outside.
Not enough Hey did you know that according to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly? It’s wings are to small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flys anyway because it doesn’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black yellow black yellow black, oh! Black and yellow, shake it up a little! Barry, breakfast is ready! Coming! One second, hello? Barry? Adam? Could you believe this is happening?! I can’t. I’ll come pick you up. Looking sharp! Use those stairs! Your father payed good money for those! Sorry, I’m just excited.
Add more pls.
OJ: Not interested, thank you. *hangs up*