Egos having a bake off- what does each ego bake and how do they judge each other?
Silver Shepard, Ed Edgar, and the Jim twins would be the judges- much to Dark and the Host’s dismay- since they can’t really cook. At all. Nobody wants the building to start on fire again.
Dark would bake dark chocolate cake. I think he has a soft spot for dark chocolate (and I also think that did not come from my mind. someone tell me if you figure out whose headcanon that is. I don’t remember). He’s the kind of… being that you don’t expect to be good at cooking, but he surprisingly is. Also, he was dragged into this. Why is he here? He doesn’t know.
Wilford would make sugar. There is a lot of frosting, and a lot of sprinkles. There’s some sort of cake or cookies or something under there somewhere, but no one can find or taste it. Jim likes it.
Google searches the “best” recipe for chocolate chip cookies, and follows it exactly. He takes the longest, because he has no sense of creative freedom, and everything must be perfect. They’re good in the end, but shockingly enough, just because the recipe says “Grandma’s Best Chocolate Chip Cookies!” doesn’t mean it’s going to be.
The Host made raspberry cheesecake (does that count as baking? good enough). He’s probably the best cook at ego inc., and he knows what he’s doing, despite stumbling around the kitchen a little bit. Bim insists on helping him, and Host insists on being left alone.
Dr. Iplier can’t really cook anything that doesn’t take ten minutes- he’s learned to live life fast- but he gave it his best shot. He made one of those three ingredient hazelnut brownie recipes, and it was kinda good. He made up for his mistakes with carefully applied frosting.
Bim Trimmer made cinnamon rolls. Nobody knew he could do that. It’s up to the judges, but most everyone begrudgingly agrees Bim was the best. Maybe it’s because he’s the literal embodiment of a cinnamon roll (I didn’t intend that I swear)
