Writing Prompts - things my friends and I have actually said
1. “Oh wow, I’m really gay.”
2. “You are beneath me, SQUID!”
3. “I’m really glad I’ve never had an anxiety disorder.”
4. “Shut the hell up! I have depression!”
5. “Wow, I’m glad [name] is asleep, otherwise they’d be really upset right now.”
6. “You’re gay!? Woah! I never would have guessed.”
7. “We’re going out to dinner. Have fun masturbating.”
8. “I’m too ace for this shit.”
9. “You know you don’t actually live there, [name].”
10. “He’s lecturing! SCREAM!”
11. “All hail Florence Nightingale, our lord and savior – hallowed be her name.”
12. “To invoke her name, thou must wash thy tiny hands before the final”
13. “Freud is bullshit and our theories are all obviously named.”
14. “We were waiting on [name]’s Splatoon-loving ass.”
15. “A plate! A plate! My kingdom for a plate!”
16. “I’m at Cook Out because I make bad life decisions but whatever.”
17. “Come to the kitchen in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking and by an ass kicking I mean brownies and/or ice cream.”
18. “He has been talking about the Grateful Dead and their literal religion for, like, an hour and a half.”
19. “I need your soul. And by your soul, I mean I need to see you to give you a key.”
20. “You should lure [enemy] into my den of iniquity so we can start reprogramming him.”
21. “How many condoms is it safe for me to eat?”
22. “Answer me, you fool!”
23. “The fact that I’m the responsible one here is hysterical.”
24. “What would I need to do to get you to curse someone?”
25. “I saw [enemy]. His hair isn’t ugly, but it was so much better before. What a fool.”
