#dusks random stuff

[duskyumbra101]

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Imagine trying to explain internet terms to your old F/O. They don't know wtf you're talking about but they're doing their best to understand.

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[duskyumbra101]

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Literally

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[duskyumbra101]

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Shout out to alterhumans that feel dysphoric not having the same capabilities as their kintype

I'm a shark therian and had my sense of smell destroyed by covid in 2020 and let me tell you, you're not alone, I know how awful it feels

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[duskyumbra101]

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I wanna make webs. I biologically cannot make webs. This is a crime. I demand to see the manager.

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[duskyumbra101]

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Everyone thank devsis for blessing us with the dough siblings.

I love these three.

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Hollyberry Cookie headcanons

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-Futch and an acespec bambi lesbian.

-She loves chocolate covered strawberries.

-She started working on her berry juice addiction after her awakening. She still drinks but its way more responsibly now!

-I keep seeing folks argue about if she's fat or muscular but yk what? She can be both. She IS both in my headcanon! Her armor(in her awakened form) is like a corset and sis is trying not to breathe too hard.

-She is covered in scars from battles and some of them are NASTY.

-She's the sassy, fun grandma that tells you not to tell your mom when she's taking you to do something.

-Sees all Hollyberrians like her family which is why she's called "Queen Mother."

-Sometimes Hollyberian children make her bracelets or other jewelry and she always keeps them. She has a whole box of things kids have given her.

-Trying to get better at showing love to Royalberry Cookie since she knows she's kinda struggled with that. They spend more time together now.

-Always accidentally crushes other cookies when she hugs them. Most of them don't say anything though.

-She has a collection of cool trinkets she's found on adventures. They're like trophies to her.

-Can't handle spicy food but will still eat it anyway if someone challenges her.

-She would like strawberry poptarts methinks.

-She once laughed for a good 40 minutes at a joke that wasn't even that funny.

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Dark Cacao Cookie headcanons

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-He has autism but he doesn't know it. He doesn't even know what autism is. Dark Choco Cookie also has autism that he inherited from Dark Cacao Cookie, but Dark Cacao assumed he was just normal because he was the same way Dark Choco was as a kid. Father and son are both undiagnosed.

-Intersex transmasc and has a tattoo of the black and white dragons over his top surgery scars.

-Hates physical contact unless he's the one initiating it.

-Listens exclusively to traditional Korean music and nothing else.

-If he was a human he'd be blasian.

-Half dragon. Why? Why not?

-This man is OLD. He does not understand any new slang. One time Gingerbrave said "skibidi rizz" next to him and Dark Cacao Cookie almost had a brain aneurism.

-He's chubby. I am a chubby Dark Cacao truther. LET THAT OLD MAN BE FATTTTT

-So yk how babies in CRK are made from the parents dough? Well don't cry but Dark Cacao Cookie took a piece of dough from directly where his heart was to make Dark Choco Cookie.

-Even though Dark Choco Cookie left the kingdom Dark Cacao Cookie still regularly goes into his room and keeps everything dusted off.

-He has a giant scar across his abdomen from when Dark Choco got possessed and attacked him. He hates looking at it.

-He got extreme altitude sickness while climbing that mountain in Beast Yeast. Threw up at least once.

-Clinical depression. Also not diagnosed.

-REFUSES to let anyone ever touch his hair. He used to let Dark Choco play with it when he was a baby, but those days are gone now.

-Strong dislike for hot weather. Warm is sometimes tolerable but he much prefers the cold.

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[duskyumbra101]

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Just thought I'd give some comfort to any alterhumans/beings who feel insecure or invalid.

Your kintype is something common like a canine? That's awesome! The whole reason canines are common is BECAUSE they're lovable creatures. You're not boring or basic or a "poser."

Your kintype is rare and obscure? You're still valid! If it comforts you, I am a sea angel, and I have a few other rare kins too. I understand what it feels like to be lonely in the alterhuman community because there's nobody else who has the same kin as you. Even though you might never find another of your species, please know you'll still have support from different creatures.

You still feel human or partially human? That's okay! Alterhumanity is your experience, and the only one who gets to define your identity is YOU. If you consider yourself a human in some manner, it does not make you any less of an alterhuman.

You're a phytanthrope? Your identity is no less valid just because plants cannot technically be considered "sentient". And, if it helps you feel better, I'm a weeping begonia! Phytanthropes are a very small part of the community, but that doesn't mean there's no other being who understands your experience. The same applies to objectkins or any being who kins anything that is not considered sentient. You still have the right to identify as whatever you feel most comfortable with, no matter how "weird" or "confusing" it is to others. The point of alterhumanity was never to make sense to other beings. Alterhumanity is a deeply personal thing, and just because others don't understand you doesn't make it invalid.

You're too confused by your alterhumanity to put any label on it? That's okay! Navigating your feelings about yourself and what you are can be quite difficult, and its okay to not have everything figured out. There's no need to rush yourself.

You have a delusional disorder and feel like that makes your identity less valid? Don't worry, you still count as an alterhuman. Delusional or not, you still belong just like every other being in this community. Your mental illness doesn't change how valid your identity is.

You're getting bullied for being alterhuman? Screw them! It is not your fault that they're too closed-minded to even consider trying to educate themselves. Their lives are just miserable and they made the decision to take it out on others instead of fixing it. You are not responsible for that and you deserve so, SO much better than how they treat you.

Add-ons are welcome and feel free to include any being I missed!

Remember, the same rule applies no matter what. The only one who gets to say anything about what you are is YOU. What you choose to call yourself is completely valid.

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