Feb 21, 2013
Dear Citizens For the Preservation of the English Language,
We would like to thank you for your letter of contempt. We found it most informative. Please note, however, that in this age of the lolcat bible, English can only grow with humorous, consistent, and readily apparent affronts to its grammar and usage.
As our intent is to enrich the English language by an easily parseable sentence structure that suggests a heightened form of the verb "complain", while also branding each post, we will happily continue to abuse this perfectly good, innocent noun.
As before we remain your humble servants,
The staff of Letters of Contempt