May 3
What's usually the process in god-killing & how long does it usually take for you?
WARNING: BODY HORROR
What's usually the process in god-killing & how long does it usually take for you?
WARNING: BODY HORROR
Happy gay month since you’re gay and everything
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I'm not gay. If you are going to accuse me of fraternizing with mortals, at the very least you could also let me have more than one gender.
I’ve left you alone for too long; favorite fruit?
Leave for longer, why don't you? Go. Shoo.
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It's apples.
With how long your funky form can be, you could highfive someone at a distance
...And why would I ever do that?
Other than apples whats your favorite non-magi-soup food?
Live prey. I do like big game, but rats are a very nostalgic snack.
🫵🏽 Snake form?
I only have them as baby snakes i fear but behold
they could be any kind of snake btw, but Era is most comfortable with constrictor types while Decim goes for venomous forms more.
Do you have weapons or do you just use your tongue (like a freak) and the rest of your body?
Watch your tone. Do not call me a freak.
I can strengthen parts of my body to mimic steel, so that is most convenient. But I do have a gun and a scimintar I keep on hand, in case I require something physical.
I used to wield magic spears, but they require magic to summon. I needed weapons that could function without magic entirely and be compact.
Do you have a royal guard or something of that equivalent?
Strays who will not leave me alone? Yes.
Called themselves the royal guards? Yes.
So excruciatingly stubborn. Bloodthirsty. Did I ask them to throw themselves into a war? No! Did they do it anyway? Yes! I had to save several of them myself, these fools!
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But they are very capable now. And I am proud of their strength and how much they've grown. Not so much their recklessness, though at least they're faring better than most of Desis so I will keep my other complaints to myself.
BUT THEY NEED TO RETIRE IMMEDIATELY.
bonus under cut: his AU's captain of the royal guards... an Undyne alt!