The Coffee Machine is Broken (Elemental Users Edition)
King Balakung, to the rest of the elemental Users: *pointing at the broken coffee machine* So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Queen Kuputeri: I did. I broke it.
Balakung: No, no you didn't. Pyrapi?
Pyrapi: Don't look at me. Look at this block ice over there.
Mas Mawais: What? I didn't break it!
Pyrapi: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Mas Mawais: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Pyrapi, narrowed his eyes: Hmm... Suspicious.
Mas Mawais: No, it’s not!
Hang Kasa: If it matters - probably not - but Ratna was the last one to use it.
Satriantar: Liar! I don't even drink that hideous beverage!
Hang Kasa: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Satriantar: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Kasa!
Kuputeri: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Balakung!
Balakung: No! Who broke it?
Hang Kasa, leans in with faux whisper: Your Majesty... Takka's been awfully quiet.
Retak'ka, who is just minding his own business: REALLY??
Hang Kasa: Yeah! Really!
Kuputeri: Oh, dear lord...
[Everyone starts arguing at one another except King Balakung]
King Balakung, to Boboiboy who just arrive for Cocoa delivery: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
[Turns to look at the rest of the Elemental Users as they continue to argue, then looks back Boboiboy who is staring at the chaos with worried face as they saw the sign of elemental power being activate]
King Balakung, taking a delivery cup from Boboiboy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
