Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 30
Pierrot (Freak Circus)
Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)
Finding out the guy on the left is essentially a sexy character that originated from tumblr put everything to perspective why he made it to round 2
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
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Game of Thrones Daily

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dirt enthusiast

titsay
Sweet Seals For You, Always

if i look back, i am lost

ellievsbear

izzy's playlists!
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
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Kiana Khansmith
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 30
Pierrot (Freak Circus)
Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)
Finding out the guy on the left is essentially a sexy character that originated from tumblr put everything to perspective why he made it to round 2
I dont know guys, something tells me its tomorrow 🤔
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 28
Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
🎵I'm a silent operator, won't you please take my hand
I'm so polite, I'm the elevator man
It's a friction and harmony
Who's gonna ride with me?
I'm the elevator man🎵
Grace giving Astley access to the internet is both amazing and terrifying
[part 1 / part 2 / part 4 / part 5]
TV's aura so strong he can beat the Avatar of Pride
this card is actually very cute, love the brother/family moments🩷
also the illustration of this card is so beautiful:
I miss the old school Obey Me game so much! 😭
Special announcement from Asmodeus! 🌟🦂💖
Lipstick 💄💄
Edited my Bobby propaganda to my liking bc I think the original one is too dull.
That image has been flooding my tl
Feeling a bit emotional about my OC x Canon ship
happy pride everypony ( ˘ ³˘)♥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
When the exchange student you were starting to be genuinely close friends gets killed by your younger brother
fav thing about obey me is that the characters love you regardless of whether you romance them or not. like you are special to them always.
lucifer still lets you chill in his office and listen to classical records with him while he does paperwork. he still makes smug ass comments that will end up with you cursing him out and him laughing about it. he still makes sure that you’re keeping up with everything well enough, that it’s not overwhelming you. he still confides in you about his fears and worries about himself and his brothers. he still looks out for you and checks in your make sure you’re doing alright in RAD.
mammon is still your dumbass best friend who takes you out the casino because he swears you’re the luckiest person he’s ever met. he still whines and complains about stupid shit to you like getting scammed or getting in trouble for another one of his schemes. he still holes up for movie nights in your room every night there’s no work to be done the next day. he still holds pride in the fact that he was the first demon to see how amazing you are and make a pact about it. (don’t bring up how that pact came to be for your own sake. he still sulks like a madman!!)
leviathan still watches shows and plays games with you. he still farms on your accounts for you so you can pull for that one character you really like. he still stays holed up in his room with you counting the clock to midnight, preparing for the next merch drop with plans to clear out the whole shop. he still trusts you with his insecurities and vulnerabilities, enough to be sincere and genuine in his excitement when talking to you. he still opens up to you because you will always be his Henry no matter what.
satan still takes you to cat cafes and holds a two person book club with you. he still helps you study when you need it and even when you don’t. he still barges into your room to bitch about his latest annoyance. he still trusts you with the parts of himself that he still isn’t sure is really him or maybe a remnant of his brother left inside him by mistake. still makes sure not to let anyone disrespect you in class, because if they do they only have three seconds to run.
asmodeus still drags you to his self care nights. slathers a face mask on you and shares the latest gossip and drama. still buys you pretty things that he thought would look nice on you, or reminded him of you. he still makes sure no one’s talking behind your back, makes sure that you’re doing okay. he’s still comfortable enough to vegetate with you, and let down all pretenses and masks; you are always going to be someone he is comfortable baring himself to. he’ll still freak out with you over stupid shit you’re excited about and he’ll still make sure you’re always good with yourself, kind to yourself.
beelzebub still takes you out to eat and clear out buffets with him weekly. he still invites you to his matches personally. he still gets excited when he sees you show up even though you’ve been attending his games consistently for years now. he still tells you about his brothers and his’ time in the celestial realm. he’ll still tell you about his sister and love you enough to feel comfortable to grieve in front of you. he still makes sure you’re always eating enough—he’s gotta make sure you’re taking care of yourself, yknow? he also still eats your leftovers even when you explicitly tell him not too. sorry. :(
belphegor still takes you to the planetarium when things are getting too much. he takes your nightmares away. makes sure you sleep well. he still drags you down for a nap whenever he feels like it. he still tells you about how he misses his sister, about how he misses his brothers sometimes even though they’re still here, just different. he still trusts you enough to admit that sometimes, he misses himself, and who he was before all this. and then after all that, he still flicks you on the nose and calls you annoying because before he is an avatar of sin he is the spoiled baby of the family, and he knows you’ll always be there to snark right back.
sorry it just. moves me. like you truly do become a part of these seven guys’ found family no matter what. even if you reject every single possible romance option they will still love you and protect you and look out for you and snap at you and annoy you and not even be sorry about it. because you are special to them!!! you will always be someone important to them!!!!
obey me i love you obey me
happy very late asmo day!!!! return to tradition this year courtesy of the new cosplay photo hehe….
I like to think The Onceler is just happy to be there as the founder of the niche