May 30, 2014
Kingdom of Loathing 101
You walk up to Azazel's temple. Azazel hovers over a giant obsidian throne, a blur of swirling and flickering glaring eyes and sharp, sharp teeth.
"I heard that you might have recovered the talismans of my evil power," he says, his voice rumbling and whispering like a stampede of librarians. "Show me what you've got."
You do a few funky dance moves, then realize that's not what he was talking about.
"Fool!" Azazel screams. "Your quest is not yet complete. Get out of here before I use your entrails for garland on my Crimbo tree, and your skin for a throw rug."
You scurry out of the throne room while your insides are still in and your outsides are still out.