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Dan/16/Procrastinast/Canada

[braindead-from-cancer]

Helo

Ayo

[foxspookandrew-deactivated20160]

So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

[heyheyanna-deactivated20210606]

why is this funny

[braindead-from-cancer]

I think it wants you to draw a bath.

[maximumwitchturtle-blog]

User reviews: Very Positive

[odins-nose-deactivated20141228]

Oh

[thenaebyrd777]

i clapped

[occasional-hyperfixation]

Everyone needs to see this at least once

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[methhomework]

the fault within our star was so romantic

[biphoenix]

reblog this w cool facts abt dogs

[makeusfree-deactivated20160102]

corgi is welsh for “dwarf dog”

[the-beautiful-dreams-deactivate]

Newfoundlands have water resistant fur and webbed feet

[purplesheepish]

Dachshunds were originally bred for fighting badgers

[puppies]

More than 5,000,000 puppies are born in the U.S. every year

[biphoenix]

i’m glad i made this post

[ringingofraevolution]

Skilled sheep dogs can separate a sheep from the heard by just looking at it, not even moving.

[deathcabforkadie]

Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic, two Pomeranians and one Pekingese

[raddad69-blog1]

Poodles are not French by origin. They’re German dogs, but French nobility quickly became fascinated by these pooches

[unclegrimsley]

some stray russian dogs have figured out how to use the subway system in order to travel to more populated areas in search of food

[croc-bloc]

In ancient China, an emperor’s last line of defense was a small Pekingese dog literally hidden up his sleeve

[biphoenix]

i’m so glad i made this post

[lizlou62-deactivated20170928]

Pugs were literally bred to sit on you and fall asleep to keep your lap warm

[braindead-from-cancer]

One forms of the rare “snoop” breed have been known to grow into a lion

[sizvideos]

[anthramen]

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

[dukedimone-deactivated20170417]

Daddy versus daughter: Beatbox Battle Pt. 2

[sweet-almond-oil-deactivated201]

You go girl

[photosbyjaye]

She murdered it

[wonder--boi]

This girl is the truth the light the way and da gawd

[braindead-from-cancer]

close ur eyes its like someone trying to wank to dubstep

[sermerlins]

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

[braindead-from-cancer]

one on the right is younger

[thedopedork-deactivated20150713]

[braindead-from-cancer]

omfg

[not-entirely-unlike-tea]

[fuks]

!!

[allsadnshit]

OH SHIT!!!!

[infinitepenis-deactivated201509]

aahHhhAHHHhhhhAHHhhhHahahHhhahhhhhaahhhHhh!! !

[braindead-from-cancer]

gonna learn to dance brb

[pomeranian2]

[braindead-from-cancer]

omfg

[dontbesheeple]

[budrikk]

[braindead-from-cancer]

Fuknop

[morti-do]

[newhologram]

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

[righthandofscaevola]

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

[m777rty-deactivated20200130]

[missmajerle]

What the fuck

[lamourdi]

HER HEAD IS A COMPASS I’M WEAK

[braindead-from-cancer]

Pointing North