New Headcanons for Teemo
Teemo was a calm and watchful child, with a great deal of friends and a passion for the outdoors in general and plants in particular. He had a knack for saying just the right thing to get what he wanted, however sometimes he didn’t react to things he reasonably should have, such as a pet dying or a friend getting hurt while playing. He easily charmed most adults and other children, but there were times when he got into fights and showed an uncharacteristically brutal side of his personality. These fights were never finished until either he or the other child were too hurt to stand, Teemo simply would not stop until his opponent was fully incapacitated or until he was no longer capable of fighting himself.
Largely his childhood was normal and as an adult Teemo is still in contact with his parents, occasionally having lunch with them when not on duty.
He joined the Scouts as soon as he could and quickly proved himself capable, making friends easily as always, however he took every opportunity to work alone, sometimes taking on missions that kept him away for so long that his friends worried about the psychological effects of such long periods of isolation. Oddly he never seemed to be affected by the solitude the way other yordles sent on similar missions were. Despite having so many friends, nobody would be able to answer specific questions about Teemo’s life outside work or how he feels about things with any sort of certainty.
He is a careful planner, thinking over his options before taking the leap, although when there’s no time to plan he relies on his finely honed instincts.
Despite how put together and charismatic he appears on the outside, Teemo has always been aware that something is deeply wrong with him. He has moments where his head is so noisy that he can’t hear himself think; he couldn’t care less what happens to others, even those he is ostensibly very close to; he is capable of doing and has done extremely cruel and heartless acts while in the line of duty, none of which he ever loses any sleep over.
Teemo’s only real loyalties are to himself and he sees everyone and everything else as a means to give him what he wants.