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Happy birthday, my beautiful Beauregard
Cw for feeding Pokémon things that are poisonous to them
It’s your eight birthday, your parents keep asking you if you feel any different, you really don’t. Your grandma’s telling you that you’re so much bigger but you met her last week and you’re pretty sure you haven’t grown much since then.
You’re not even very excited for the cake but your parents put a lot of effort into this so you feel obligated to smile, your smile doesn’t even reach your eyes and is way too wide, you look like a maniac. Your dad laughs at the display of teeth and gums, so you stop before he gets the chance to take a picture or something.
“I’m sure your friends will be here soon, sweetie, they’re just..running a little late” your mother says, placing a hand on your shoulder, it’s warm and you really just want to recoil from it.
You don’t even care for your classmates all that much, you’re not sure why your mother insisted on inviting them. You hope none of them arrive, honestly. You’d much rather be in the backyard looking for small Pokémon than sat in this chair, in this room, in this house. It’s already too bright in your home normally but the birthday decorations really did not make it better.
The doorbell rings, everyone except for you goes to the front door to see who it is. And so, like any unsupervised child, you decide that you should do something with your displeasure at the situation. Your target? The cake, of course. You’ve never liked chocolate cake and your family knows this, or at least they should.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, your family comes back just in time to see you feeding the cake to the family lycanrock, she eats fast so half the plate is already gone, you feel pleased with yourself.
And yet you don’t even get scolded.













