#rex roasts daxtons

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Just saw a ben-hating troll on reddit say that jaren is the worst actor on the show… which is simultaneously the most unintentionally funny and dumbest thing I’ve ever read. And suddenly it all made sense. They watched the show with their eyes and ears closed, and that’s why they hated ben!

Let’s be honest? More like let’s be super fucking deluded lmao

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I wanted to give a shoutout to @awesomechocolatesauce, who has opened my eyes to the joy of meme creation as a way to roast certain sections of the NHIE fandom. It’s surprisingly fun!

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You know what’s hilarious? Daxtons shipping Ben with Margot, not because they care about Ben at all (news flash: they don’t), but because they just want to remove all perceived obstacles to their nerd x dumb guy fantasy ship. You know, the one that is currently sitting on the sea floor, three miles below the surface.

That’s not how it works. Baseless “manifestation” (let’s call it what it is: a pipe dream) does not work. No matter how much you will for it to happen.

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Shower thought

If you think about it, Daxtons are acting toward Ben in precisely the same manner as Rhyah treated Devi’s issues. 

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Looked through the #daxton tag for the first time in months. Saw some silly posts saying things like “Paxton/Daxton was a total missed potential”

Um… how could it be missed potential when there was never any potential to begin with? What show were they watching and what were they smoking while watching it lmao

Wow a bunch of Einsteins that lot

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Not some Daxtons suddenly proclaiming themselves to be ‘TeAm DeVi’, just because even they see the writing on the wall and are trying to establish an off ramp for themselves when the new season comes lmao

I mean, who are they fooling, they never care about anyone else other than that geriatric ‘highschooler.’ Devi exists merely to serve as their self insert.

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I love how I live rent-free in Twitter Daxtons’ heads.

I’m sorry y’all are fucking dumb. Here’s a little secret: I’m not even a Benvi. LMAO. I just think twitter Daxtons are pathetically brain dead.

And no, idiots. I don’t ship Paxton and Aneesa either. In fact, shipping is a fundamentally dumb activity I hope to never engage in.

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Idiot alert