rating HoO characters based on how likely I am to make out with them
Jason: 6/10
He's really cute, but he's more the kind of guy I would want to be my big brother, not someone I would like romantically.
Piper: 10/10
I love this woman. 100% my type. she's a pretty girl with a knife, and the charmspeak thing????? just- god I'm gay
Leo: 1000000000/10
YES. MARRY ME SARCASTIC FIRE BOY. I LOVE YOU. HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE . HE HAS A GOD TEIR SENSE OF HOUMOR. I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE.
Percy: 8/10
He’s cute but I don't want Annabeth mad at me. I probably would though, but only if i knew Annabeth wouldn't mind. that's all. I'm scared and in awe of her.
Annabeth: 9/10
again, a pretty girl with a knife. but I wouldn't want Percy mad at me lmao. Again, only if Percy wouldn't mind. Actually, that applies to most of these characters. only if their canon pairings wouldn't care.
Frank: 4/10
I love him, but hes definitely not my type. I see him as more of a “ I want you to be my guy best friend, where we just enjoy each others company without any romantic or sexual tension” kind of guy, you know?
Hazel: 7/10
super cute. if I were on the Argo II I would probably have a crush on her. I want to hold her hand while window shopping. But I think she would be more of a really close friend that I had a huge crush on for a while, then got over eventually.
Reyna: 8/10
guys. please don't get me wrong. i’m so gay for her. i would both kill and die for her. im sweating. she has a knife. she can pole vault using a spear. shes a warrior. but i lack the courage i would need to actually make a move. she woulld need to kiss me first.
Thalia: 10000000000000/10
SHE'S A SARCASTIC BISEXUAL ALT GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR AND EYELINER. THERE'S NO QUESTION HERE. I OBVIOUSLY WOULD. AND IT WOULD BE AMAZING.
Calypso: 10/10
a cottagecore LITERAL GODDESS. YES. I LOVE HER.
Nico: 1/10
I love him so much, but hes gay as shit and I respect that. I seriously debated even putting him on here but I think people would be upset if I didn't.
Will: 8/10
Hes pansexual in my mind so I didn't have a problem putting him on here. hes really frickin cute and attractive but again, I would only want him as a friend.
Otavian: -1000000000/10
I FUCKING HATE HIM. I WOULNT MAKE OUT WITH HIM IF WAS BEING TORTURED TO DO SO. HE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
anyway lmk if you want a part 2 lmao :)
