#rf4 ethelberd

[lilaroxa]

Batober - Day 2: Threat

THiS iS The PoWeR i HaVe So LoNG SouGHT!! THiS iS ThePoWeR oF THe RuNe SPHeRe!! i FeeL iT WiTHiN Me! THeRe iS No PaiN... i aM WiTHouT LiMiTS... iT iS GLoRiouS... i aM a GoD!

[gamerphantom]

Ethelberd seems like such a comically two-dimensional villain. I can’t take him seriously lmao

[eggo-in-ohio]

RF4:S is turning out to be a great quarantine distraction when I'm not at work. In pretty much every save file and play through of RF I have a Mamadoodle named Merara who turns out to be one of my strongest battle babies. Mostly because I love dragging her around everywhere simply for the sense of absurdity that comes from having a giant angry chicken help save the world against fabricated elemental dragons and angry emperors. You're outta your league, Ethelberd.

[selphiahaven]

I eat fear for breakfast. I spread fear on a bagel, with a little jam and nuts.

Ethelberd, most likely

[selphiahaven]

Ethelberd: I'm here for the Rune Spheres, dragon, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give them to me.

Ventuswill: No.

Ethelberd: Curses. Foiled again.

[selphiahaven]

Ethelberd, holding up a Rune Sphere: You’re gonna die!!

Lest: We’re all gonna die.

Ethelberd:

Ethelberd: -silently lowers Rune Sphere-

[selphiahaven]

You see how calm and composed I am? It’s almost as if I was destined for murder.

Ethelberd, most likely

[selphiahaven]

Ethelberd: You're the expert and being bland and one-dimensional! I command you to tell me your secret!

Sechs Soldier: I don't know. Mostly I just stand here and say 'Yes, Lord Ethelberd.'

Ethelberd: Sweet mamma jamma! that is all you do, isn't it?

Sechs Soldier: Yes, Lord Ethelberd.