#rflmao

[chocolate-and-peanutbutter]

[degeneratemagicalcatgirl]

I realized it’s the yearly anniversary of that time I got cucked via ffxiv. 

[callendocomodominos]

If I were a ghost, the first thing i will do is go to Beyonce’s house and  possess her. Who does not want to be her?

[enmuse]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFjDBvRxcbM)

[gibranpt]

Lol :´v 

[jasonpeltz]

You're sitting in my mother's living room, eating German food and smelling like gas. She was at Auschwitz for Christ's sake! What kind of a monster are you?

[rizzo1d]

HaHHahahahahahaahHaaaaHHaaa

Sorry

[kittyonawarhorse]

This guy I work with is such a fucking bro it's hard to believe he's real. I'm in so much pain right now trying to hold in my laughter while he's talking in the other room. If I die I want the world to know why.