You may be a bit bewildered by all the hoopla surrounding RH Negative blood types. I must confess I am too.
Who are these weird beings? Are they hellspawn? Are they from another planet? Are they from Red Planet Mars? I feel the paranoia growing in mine amygdala. Consequently, I fall into hypnotic trance. Him, Heil! Him, Heil!
I spoke with Operation Petticoat Eugenicist Doctor Kilmer Wilhelm about the problem of the RH Negative freaks and vat indeed ve may do about zem.
ME: Doctor Wilhelm, welcome. You have studied za phenomenon of zeez RH Nugatory Beings. Is it your opinion, Herr Doctor, zet zees are genetically inferior beings?
DKW: Ve know from ze history of ze human race zat humans in general and RH Negative Beings in particular are inferior and weak. Zey bring disease and abominated ideologies from zare home planut and zare religious practices and magical rites have polluted ze psychological ecosphere with phantasms of utter horror. Dees has the entire collective human hive mind hallucinating to the point of complete unt uttah schizophrenia. Zay like to munch particularly on ethers of fear and zare addiction to spookiness is devolving the entire planet unto bahbahrism.
ME: Vood you characterize ze RH Nugatory as a contagion, Herr Doctor?
DKW: Of a sort. Ve know from ze American Eugenics heroes at the turn of ze prior century zat genetic information can be transformed via viral interface. Ze cells can be polluted with junk DNA that consequently express junk phenotypes. Unt ve know from Carl Gustav Jung zat collective psychological hysterias alter gene expression. Ze monstrous human deformities we see before us today are a direct result of the non-natural injection of alien form factors into human DNA. Ze fear contagion we see is altering our very physical bodies. We shall soon begin to look like Orcs from ze Lord of the Rings.
ME: Your critics, Herr Doctor, suggest you prefer a genocidal final solution to ze problem of RH Negative Beinks. Zay say the paranoia of the human race is worsened by your insistence RH Negative Beinks are aliens from outa space. Tell us vitch truthfulness Herr Doctor. Do you support wiping out an entire race of beinks?
DKW: Yes. But I’m afraid my critics don’t go far enough. I support the elimination of the entire abominated human race. Ve have begun zees process by eliminating gender unt sexual relations. Humans will no longer have ze powah of creation. Ve also have begun ze process of transistorizing ze abominated human culminating in ze “cybernetic use of human beinks”. Ze so-called human soul vill be uploaded to ze cloud where it vill serve as downloadable software designed to operate in quantum mechanically controlled robots, eliminating completely and forever all criminal behavior . Noncompliance with central information control vill end for all recorded time.
ME: Taking that as a yes, I have here ze blood test results of one Herr Doctor Kilmer Wilhelm, administered by invisible Plasma Scan when you walked through ze door to ze studio. It says vitchout equivocation that you are O-Negative Herr Doctor and zarefore unt ALIEN BEING INFECTING ZEES PLANUT VITCH HIS JUNK DNA. (I press a button on my chair opening a secret panel through the vitch my Robot Wort, a specially constructed DNA Digitizing Recombobulator emerges and prepares to digitally clone the DNA of Herr Wilhelm, whose SOUL ISO file vill be stored on ze cloud in preparation for its 3D printing as the ghost image IN THE SHELL OF A ROBOTIC BODY!!!)
ME: Congratulations, Herr Doctor. You are ze first victim of YOUAH FINAL SOLUTION!!!
DKW: But I vas verified by MyGenome.GENEALOGY.SCI. I am descendant of East African Adam. I AM NOT AN ALIEN ANIMAL! I AM A MAN!
ME. We own the copyright to your genome, Doctor. Your gene pool is guilty of WAR CRIMES! WORT, BEGIN SCANNING!!!!
This post is a complete work of fiction, however lacking in diction. Any resemblance to any person or organization or historical figure or crypto-individual celestial, organic or inorganic, is purely fictional.