WATT as my starred messages because apparently this is a thing now
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Reese: Um hey I’m pansexual not boatsexual, Cairo
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Kate, to Annleigh: Nice to see you're repairing your relationship with your sister sometimes all it takes is a fucked up set of dolls and a musical tearing down capitalism to save those family bonds
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Cairo: RILEY'S LOOKING AT CREMATORIUMS AND SHE'S SUDDENLY LIKE
"how??? do you rate a??? crematorium?? apparently this one has 4.6 stars out of 5. what are you rating it on? Oh yEs tHiS oNe BuRnT ExCeLLeNtLy! VeRy GoOd fLaMeS!!"
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Chess: The ultimate moist husband and surprising my carrot cake
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Mattie: anyone else get asked any animal question and then immediately panic and forget what an animal is
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Farrah: 🎵🎵🎵 Let's Play A Game!!!🎵🎵🎵
```Describe!!! Yourself!!! In!!! One!!! Word!!!```
I'll start :))))))
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f e r a l
:D
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Kate: Mr Darcy, always: -_-
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Riley: OMG I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO DIED TODAY
HE WAS VICTORIAN
AND THERE WAS A MOUSE
SO HE CAUGHT THE MOUSE TO GET RID OF IT
BUT THE MOUSE JUMPED OUT OF HIS HANDS
THE GUY WAS SO SHOOK HIS MOUTH FELL OPEN
THE MOUSE WAS SO SHOOK IT CRAWLED UP THE GUY'S SLEEVE
AND THE GUY FORGOT TO SHUT HIS MOUTH
AND THE MOUSE CRAWLED IN
INTO THE GUY'S MOUTH
DOWN HIS OESOPHAGUS
AND RIPPED UP HIS INSIDES
AND THEN HE DIED
Cairo: ....are you okay.