#right cool

[ohfarren]

dawwww shucks holmes you sweetiepie...

[lactosefreevanillayoghurt]

WATT as my starred messages because apparently this is a thing now

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Reese: Um hey I’m pansexual not boatsexual, Cairo

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Kate, to Annleigh: Nice to see you're repairing your relationship with your sister sometimes all it takes is a fucked up set of dolls and a musical tearing down capitalism to save those family bonds

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Cairo: RILEY'S LOOKING AT CREMATORIUMS AND SHE'S SUDDENLY LIKE

"how??? do you rate a??? crematorium?? apparently this one has 4.6 stars out of 5. what are you rating it on? Oh yEs tHiS oNe BuRnT ExCeLLeNtLy! VeRy GoOd fLaMeS!!"

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Chess: The ultimate moist husband and surprising my carrot cake

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Mattie: anyone else get asked any animal question and then immediately panic and forget what an animal is

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Farrah: 🎵🎵🎵 Let's Play A Game!!!🎵🎵🎵

```Describe!!! Yourself!!! In!!! One!!! Word!!!```

I'll start :))))))

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f e r a l

:D

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Kate: Mr Darcy, always: -_-

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Riley: OMG I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO DIED TODAY

HE WAS VICTORIAN

AND THERE WAS A MOUSE

SO HE CAUGHT THE MOUSE TO GET RID OF IT

BUT THE MOUSE JUMPED OUT OF HIS HANDS

THE GUY WAS SO SHOOK HIS MOUTH FELL OPEN

THE MOUSE WAS SO SHOOK IT CRAWLED UP THE GUY'S SLEEVE

AND THE GUY FORGOT TO SHUT HIS MOUTH

AND THE MOUSE CRAWLED IN

INTO THE GUY'S MOUTH

DOWN HIS OESOPHAGUS

AND RIPPED UP HIS INSIDES

AND THEN HE DIED

Cairo: ....are you okay.

[bigskydreaming]

So, lightning just took out all the power on my block and now my motel has no lights or internet or anything and no estimate for when power will be back on. Ahh yes, good. The awesomeness is proceeding right along schedule as usual. Yeah, sure, this is fiiiiiiiiiine.

[lonely-night]

been years since I visited the local library and now they've got a complete set of narnia series and sherlock holmes??!!! that's great!

but bad news is they got rid of the gay books lol yeah I suspect someone finally read the books, either it was someone who borrowed the books and made a complaint after they read it (fucking snitch) or it was the librarians who read themselves. either way, I couldn't find leah on the offbeat, tangerine, star struck, and the last to let go, which I also didn't know they'd lgbtq theme when I borrowed till I read them (except leah on the offbeat, that one I knew)

[stormsorchestra]

“Not wanting to date someone because they’re bisexual= bad person.” “Not wanting to date someone because they’re asexual= not a bad person.”

[aguardianofourgalaxies]

Me: *posts selfie*

Me: *loses followers*