And now, "My DNI List," brought to you by Tumblr user @yakkowarnerskneecaps12345!!!
Zionists, proshitters, MAGA and selfshippers, Bandori players and rude; fascists and minors and angry Rhode Islanders, basic criteria too. Those who didn't vote Kamala, doubles of Monika, pro-endos, anti age-re; dark/com shippers and lolisho, haters of commie bros, if you use ChatGPT! Grape emojis and PDF file (supporters) and straight men right under 5'5, anything ending in -phobe or -ist, really I think you should go unalive!
Potterheads, radicals, self-proclaimed liberals, punks who don't do politics; demonize Cluster B, reading the Odyssey, those who are capitalist. Anti-recovery, hate gender fuckery, anti-objectum, radfem; and if you post any ships that involve Atticus (cause I'm possessive of him). Anti-endos, conservatives, likers of Curious George, Peaky Blinders, and Cheers; Nazis and antis and people named Manny, and homophobes (fuck you I'm queer)!
People on blender and also cisgender and area code 401; Stuart Little and anti-kin, brainrot and Yankee fans, people who e-bike for fun! Support firefighters or terfs, AI writers, and Mori Calliope stans; centrists and moderates, Youtubers, communists; listen to thrash metal bands! Danganronpa, fujoshi, and vocaloid, brony, plus Hazbin, pro-lifers, BOTSWANA!! Adults and pokemon, runners of marathons, I forgot, something, et cetera!
Non-Upstate New Yorkers and $h3d blur (and throw in ol' Reddit as well); Zegler apologists, those anti-socialists, democrats (fuck off to hell)! If you're seeing a solar eclipse with your brother especially when I'm at work; republicans (only on Tuesdays) and Comic-Con, transids and radqueers and jerks! Gacha lifers (so cringey), rich people (so stingy), support the police, and jirais; and Steelers and ableists, people who faking shit. West Pennsylvanians and Transylvanians! No breaking my rules or I will report you. And also I block freely too!
This post is a satire on dni lists.
