#ribcagekitten

[almondarcade]

ribcagekitten replied to your post “did i tell you guys im 99.9% sure i like indirectly...”

Tell me the details!

omg so on facebook im friends with this dude who seemed super chill at first

but then he started doing that weird furry rp shit like “-nuzzles u- :3″ COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY

and at first i was just like “haha ok dudes a little weird but yknow its whatever” so he would talk to me every few days and it always just kinda delved into “gimme da snuggles :3″ and usually i’d stop replying after it stopped being mildly amusing

and it slowly became like “-touches da booty- -w-” which is weirD but i would try to brush it off, i’ve been friends with all sorts of weebs thats just what they do

and eventually he like

actually invited me over to his fucking house at 10 pm cause he was like “ill exchange da cerealz for butt touches :3″ and that was kinda my Time To Never Reply Again thing cause this dude is at least in his late 20s and im pretty sure none of his weird furry snuggle shit was platonic at this point?????

so Hanadoki happens

im All Fucking Over con husbando 

and i notice he stops trying to message me

and instead hes just been posting like

angsty lyrics and vague posts and shit like that and i am lIVING for it

and lowkey im hoping i can have like one final ‘fuck off’ if he messages me again so i can be like “YEAH I BASICALLY MET MY CON HUSBANDO HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM I WOULD GIVE HIM -butt touches :3 IF HE REALLY WANTED I MEAN-”

[badly-drawn-piplup]

ribcagekitten replied to your post “Weird state where it’s like I’m lonely but then I try to talk to...”

You aren't boring

thank you sometimes talking is hard even though I want to do it so I feel like I come off as boring in my messages

[rihannaownsmyass]

@ribcagekitten thank you!! 💗💗 I appreciate it very much that you took time to write a reply!!

[isacuomo]

ribcagekitten is having a hell of a nice time reblogging bath bombs and making me jealous of people who have bathtubs ;-;

[sexually-frustrated-lobster]

Rules: Don’t take too long to think about it. Ten animes you’ve seen that will always stick with you. List the first ten you can recall in no more than 10 minutes. Tag 10 friends, including me, because I’m actually interested in seeing what anime you guys choose. Tagged by molecularyou

1. No Game No Life

2. Gugure Kokkuri-san

3. Claymore

4. Boku no Pico 

5. Blue gender

6. Akame ga Kill

7. Sword art online

8. Noragami

9. Kuroshitsuji

10. Kodomo no Jikan (moreso the manga; it was fucked up)

I'm gonna tag 5 friends because remembering the url for 10 people is a bitch: fucking-latias, ribcagekitten, museofships, zekkas, aircannibal

[scrapshota]

please send help im looking at military lolita items and crying

[bookofcarcinogenesis-blog]

If you could change anything in your past, what would it be?

I WOULD GO BACK TO THE KARKAT FROM THIS MORNING AND GRIP THE FRONT OF HIS POOFY ASS TORSO-CLINGER, STARE HIM DEEPLY IN THOSE VOMIT INDUCING, NEON GIVEAWAY SPHERES AND TELL HIM,

"WHATEVER YOU’RE THINKING, DON’T DO IT,"

SO I COULD UNMAKE THIS POINTLESS BLOG.