“---AND THEN, get a load of this. The most strangest thing happened to me while using the loo about twenty or so minutes ago. . .” the boy paused in breath, anticipation nibbling at the tip of his tongue while he spoke at a medium volume on the phone. “. . .accidentally made eye contact with the person through the cubicle beside me in the door crack and---” his sentence once again paused, but this time in disruption of cackling laughter on the other end of the phone. He couldn’t help but quietly chuckle himself before continuing, “That’s not even the worse part, mind you. I didn’t know what to do, so I blew him a kiss instead.” That gained more rapturous laughter from the end of the line, in which case he had to pull the phone away from his ear long enough to avoid a hearing loss situation. Putting the cellphone back up to his eardrum, he could still hear the remnants of his older brother’s laughter dying down and the teasing joke of ‘only funny shit like that happens to someone as dull as you’. Couldn’t help but roll his eyes as he also teasingly fired back, “Oh piss off, you wank. You’re only saying that because I’m actually having fun while you’re stuck in the gloom and doom.” His brother grumbled something unintelligible while calling him a git, but laughed in the process. Glancing down at his watch, he quickly realized he would be a bit late for his gym time. “Listen, sorry to run off so soon but I have to get to the gym before noon. Tell mum and dad I give them my best and that I shall speak with them as soon as I’m able. Have a goodnight, King, I miss you.” With that, he ended the call with a sigh and glanced over to see a person sitting a seat away from his table. Curious, he leaned over slightly and whispered, “If by chance you heard any of that, in my defense, I was at a loss. Besides, I probably wasn’t their type anyhow, so their loss more than likely.” He joked, almost turning red at the thought of somehow meeting his soulmate in a toilet.