What is dramatic rice?
If I had to describe "dramatic rice" in only two words, my dear anon, it would be PEAK COMEDY 😂.
Now, long story short ( or at least I'll try), in October 2017 a supposed Spanish journalist published an "interview" with GRRM in their own blog, letting out, among other pearls of wisdom, that Jonsa was a delusional idea that would never ever happen, because Jon and D a n y were the ship to end all ships, sooo in love. Aegony fans took all this as gospel, so they bragged and gloated over it, laughing at our "crackship"
It ended up being a fake interview made up by a fake journalist, a person who apparently had not a very good reputation within the ASOIAF community in Spain.
So....the "interview" was in Spanish, and at some point it said "ríe dramáticamente" (which translates as "laughs dramatically"). I can't remember whether there was a typo in the original text or Google translator was just shitty, but in the English translation of the piece a new phrase was born.....RICE DRAMATICALLY. 🙌🏻
We Jonsas were the ones that laughed last and best, mocking Aegony gullibility, enjoying jokes and memes and amazing drawings for days. Good times 😁😁
Hope I cleared it up for you 😉
