#riceshowertheblackassassin

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

Rice is going on a date!

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Hello Bourbon! Rice is here now!

@riceshowertheblackassassin

Status—"Upbeat." It is good to see you, Rice. I am surprised to see you were not already online. I hope Umablr treats you well. What is it that brought you here?

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

"Rice Shower? Oh my God! Is that really you?!"

"I didn't know you were also on Umablr! I'm not sure if you remember me or not, but I'm very happy to see you!"

"How've you been? Training hard, I imagine? I hope you've been taking care of yourself!"

-- @a-san-diary

Rice has been great! I have been training under Mister Kiryu recently!

It has been awhile!

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

Um... Rice wanted to tell everyone that she loves all of you.

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

Why did that person throw Rice into the centrifuge? Did Rice do something wrong?

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

Aww... I lost my race today....

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

Kid, I think it's time to talk about what races you have planned for the future. Our training's been coming along very nicely, I think you're ready to go for your goals. - @trainer-kiryu

I have a whole list!

*she presents a list of over 25 races*

[riceshowertheblackassassin]

RIIIICCEEEEE!!!111 HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT USING THIS LITTLE KNIFE YOU HAVE, AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO USE IT??/

@umalordship

Um... Rice doesn't understand... but... Rice can try to help?