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@mb--19890425
/init MB-19890425.exe
Execute operation—"Umablr".
Mihono Bourbon here. I find this telecommunication device unreliable, but Falcon instructed me that engaging with this "Umablr" will help form friendships and gain fans. My trainer corroborated this and helped to set up an account.
While this device remains functional, send in correspondence at your volition. Answers will be relayed when not busy with training. Thank you.
is this thing on? maybe we need to reinstall the OS..
Apologies. I have decided to cease Operation "Umablr", as the distractions caused by the website were detrimental to my primary mission. I am continuing to work on training and racing, and cutting out Umablr has shown a marked 9% increase in overall efficiency. Thank you for understanding.
Everyone knows that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 7 ate 9?
It's because you're supposed to eat 3^2 meals a day.
what are you trying to say?
To give an explanation, the number 9 is equal to 3^2—three to the power of two, also called "three squared." This is humorously conflated with the expression of eating "three square meals a day" for a healthy diet. The punchline therefore is that 7 ate 9 so that it could eat three squared (meals a day). It is actually quite clever, in my opinion.
Everyone knows that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 7 ate 9?
It's because you're supposed to eat 3^2 meals a day.
[ @mb--19890425 knocks on the door of Kiryu's trainer office]
Excuse me, trainer? May I come in? My systems seem to be in a bit of disarray today, discrepancies between my memory banks and the current state of things. Double Jet suggested that perhaps my training schedule is to blame? Regardless, I think it would help to discuss matters, if you are available.
Of course, what's been troubling you? If it's on the schedule, then we'll try something new out.
Thank you, trainer. A source of stability will be helpful in—
Halting process. Scans reporting discrepancies in trainer's appearance—unexplainable ears and tail detected. Self-diagnostic results negative. Initiating temporary shutdown to reboot in safe mode...
[It appears Bourbon has passed out from the shock]
ah.... let's get you to the infirmary.
*He easily carries Bourbon to the infirmary, with his now FREAKISH strength*
...Boot sequence complete. /init MB-19890425.exe
...Trainer? I am not imagining things, correct? Why are you an umamusume? And secondly, why am I here in the infirmary?
No idea why I'm an uma, and you're in the infirmary because you passed out.
That is... strange. I was not aware such a change was possible. Perhaps Agnes Tachyon has something to do with it? If I remember her research correctly this could be related... Or maybe it is the will of the Three Goddesses, however unlikely that outcome seems.
Regardless, you seem to be handling the change well.
Eh, weirder things have happened. You okay, kid?
Confused, but otherwise fine. Self-diagnostic readings normal.
[ @mb--19890425 knocks on the door of Kiryu's trainer office]
Excuse me, trainer? May I come in? My systems seem to be in a bit of disarray today, discrepancies between my memory banks and the current state of things. Double Jet suggested that perhaps my training schedule is to blame? Regardless, I think it would help to discuss matters, if you are available.
Of course, what's been troubling you? If it's on the schedule, then we'll try something new out.
Thank you, trainer. A source of stability will be helpful in—
Halting process. Scans reporting discrepancies in trainer's appearance—unexplainable ears and tail detected. Self-diagnostic results negative. Initiating temporary shutdown to reboot in safe mode...
[It appears Bourbon has passed out from the shock]
ah.... let's get you to the infirmary.
*He easily carries Bourbon to the infirmary, with his now FREAKISH strength*
...Boot sequence complete. /init MB-19890425.exe
...Trainer? I am not imagining things, correct? Why are you an umamusume? And secondly, why am I here in the infirmary?
No idea why I'm an uma, and you're in the infirmary because you passed out.
That is... strange. I was not aware such a change was possible. Perhaps Agnes Tachyon has something to do with it? If I remember her research correctly this could be related... Or maybe it is the will of the Three Goddesses, however unlikely that outcome seems.
Regardless, you seem to be handling the change well.
[ @mb--19890425 knocks on the door of Kiryu's trainer office]
Excuse me, trainer? May I come in? My systems seem to be in a bit of disarray today, discrepancies between my memory banks and the current state of things. Double Jet suggested that perhaps my training schedule is to blame? Regardless, I think it would help to discuss matters, if you are available.
Of course, what's been troubling you? If it's on the schedule, then we'll try something new out.
Thank you, trainer. A source of stability will be helpful in—
Halting process. Scans reporting discrepancies in trainer's appearance—unexplainable ears and tail detected. Self-diagnostic results negative. Initiating temporary shutdown to reboot in safe mode...
[It appears Bourbon has passed out from the shock]
ah.... let's get you to the infirmary.
*He easily carries Bourbon to the infirmary, with his now FREAKISH strength*
...Boot sequence complete. /init MB-19890425.exe
...Trainer? I am not imagining things, correct? Why are you an umamusume? And secondly, why am I here in the infirmary?
[ @mb--19890425 knocks on the door of Kiryu's trainer office]
Excuse me, trainer? May I come in? My systems seem to be in a bit of disarray today, discrepancies between my memory banks and the current state of things. Double Jet suggested that perhaps my training schedule is to blame? Regardless, I think it would help to discuss matters, if you are available.
Of course, what's been troubling you? If it's on the schedule, then we'll try something new out.
Thank you, trainer. A source of stability will be helpful in—
Halting process. Scans reporting discrepancies in trainer's appearance—unexplainable ears and tail detected. Self-diagnostic results negative. Initiating temporary shutdown to reboot in safe mode...
[It appears Bourbon has passed out from the shock]
Hey everyone! Double Jet here!
I know I haven't posted in a while, but the reason why is that I've been focusing hard on my studying! A strong body requires a strong mind, after all.
If you need a studying partner or a duo runner for practice, feel free to let me know! My schedule's free up at the moment. Looking forward to growing better together :)
Strange... My database is reporting abnormalities, and yet upon scan you seem to be completely normal. Perhaps my memory banks are the ones in the wrong? An umamusume with glowing blue hair and sharp teeth does seem the more unlikely truth...
Ah, apologies for thinking out loud, I do not intend to be rude. I am simply experiencing a rather strange day today.
Current status—"Confused."
That does sound pretty strange and confusing... but as far as I'm aware everything seems pretty normal? Have you been drinking enough water lately? Getting good sleep? It might be a sign you're pushing yourself too hard. You should be careful, you don't want to end up running out of steam and collapsing in the middle of a race!
I... yes, you may be right. Perhaps I should consult with my trainer about my schedule. Sorry for the bother, Double Jet.
Hey everyone! Double Jet here!
I know I haven't posted in a while, but the reason why is that I've been focusing hard on my studying! A strong body requires a strong mind, after all.
If you need a studying partner or a duo runner for practice, feel free to let me know! My schedule's free up at the moment. Looking forward to growing better together :)
Strange... My database is reporting abnormalities, and yet upon scan you seem to be completely normal. Perhaps my memory banks are the ones in the wrong? An umamusume with glowing blue hair and sharp teeth does seem the more unlikely truth...
Ah, apologies for thinking out loud, I do not intend to be rude. I am simply experiencing a rather strange day today.
Current status—"Confused."
Ok. So... I might've done something so unbelievable uncool that I might never be considered cool again.
Disbelief! What could have possibly happened??
I might've accidentally asked @miss-perfect-runner out on a date...
But that's none of your business.
Query—How does one "accidentally" ask another on a date? As far as my understanding, dates are something to be treated with a level of purposefulness and significance.
I am unsure what races to aim for in the future. Our aptitudes are very similar, and we are in the same team, so I wanted to ask your opinion, if that is alright! - @confusionthepsychic
Of course, I am happy to offer some suggestions to a teammate in need. For distance I am assuming 'Medium' and 'Long' races, as those are the distances I am skilled in. Some upcoming ones in the spring season that may be worth considering are the Aoba Sho at 2400 meters, or the Flora Stakes at 2000 meters, both in April and both GⅡ races.
For GⅠ level races, there are of course the Classics, as well as the Spring Tenno Sho if you believe you can handle the 3200 meter track. The Takarazuka Kinen in June is also a potential race to aim for, though you must pass a fan voting process to enter, which makes it risky to schedule around.
Hopefully my advice is of some help. If you decide to aim for the Takarazuka Kinen, I would recommend discussing with our trainer to get ahead on spreading the word to the fanbase. It is as they say— "You can never have too much publicity."
the Aoba Sho sounds very nice! I... do not believe myself ready for a G1 race yet. Certainly not the Takarazuka Kinen.
*She shuffles, seeming to have a lack of confidence in herself*
GⅠ races are quite formidable. However, I believe you have the capability to win, if you set your mind to it. Perhaps the Aoba Sho can be a 'measuring stick' of your readiness to compete at higher levels. There is still plenty of time before summer for you to become stronger, after all.
Perhaps so, I just...
It feels like someone like me is not supposed to be doing those kinds of races.
I can understand what you mean. Many critics have told me I don't belong in longer races should focus on shorter distances, and on some occasions I began to believe their words, but through determination and training I have proven them wrong. I am certain you can do the same.
*Comfy seems inspired by your words*
I... thank you very much, Bourbon! I will take your words into account!
Current status—"gratified."
You are very welcome, Comfy. If you need more advice or a training partner in the future, do not hesitate to reach out.
I am unsure what races to aim for in the future. Our aptitudes are very similar, and we are in the same team, so I wanted to ask your opinion, if that is alright! - @confusionthepsychic
Of course, I am happy to offer some suggestions to a teammate in need. For distance I am assuming 'Medium' and 'Long' races, as those are the distances I am skilled in. Some upcoming ones in the spring season that may be worth considering are the Aoba Sho at 2400 meters, or the Flora Stakes at 2000 meters, both in April and both GⅡ races.
For GⅠ level races, there are of course the Classics, as well as the Spring Tenno Sho if you believe you can handle the 3200 meter track. The Takarazuka Kinen in June is also a potential race to aim for, though you must pass a fan voting process to enter, which makes it risky to schedule around.
Hopefully my advice is of some help. If you decide to aim for the Takarazuka Kinen, I would recommend discussing with our trainer to get ahead on spreading the word to the fanbase. It is as they say— "You can never have too much publicity."
the Aoba Sho sounds very nice! I... do not believe myself ready for a G1 race yet. Certainly not the Takarazuka Kinen.
*She shuffles, seeming to have a lack of confidence in herself*
GⅠ races are quite formidable. However, I believe you have the capability to win, if you set your mind to it. Perhaps the Aoba Sho can be a 'measuring stick' of your readiness to compete at higher levels. There is still plenty of time before summer for you to become stronger, after all.
Perhaps so, I just...
It feels like someone like me is not supposed to be doing those kinds of races.
I can understand what you mean. Many critics have told me I don't belong in longer races should focus on shorter distances, and on some occasions I began to believe their words, but through determination and training I have proven them wrong. I am certain you can do the same.
I am unsure what races to aim for in the future. Our aptitudes are very similar, and we are in the same team, so I wanted to ask your opinion, if that is alright! - @confusionthepsychic
Of course, I am happy to offer some suggestions to a teammate in need. For distance I am assuming 'Medium' and 'Long' races, as those are the distances I am skilled in. Some upcoming ones in the spring season that may be worth considering are the Aoba Sho at 2400 meters, or the Flora Stakes at 2000 meters, both in April and both GⅡ races.
For GⅠ level races, there are of course the Classics, as well as the Spring Tenno Sho if you believe you can handle the 3200 meter track. The Takarazuka Kinen in June is also a potential race to aim for, though you must pass a fan voting process to enter, which makes it risky to schedule around.
Hopefully my advice is of some help. If you decide to aim for the Takarazuka Kinen, I would recommend discussing with our trainer to get ahead on spreading the word to the fanbase. It is as they say— "You can never have too much publicity."
the Aoba Sho sounds very nice! I... do not believe myself ready for a G1 race yet. Certainly not the Takarazuka Kinen.
*She shuffles, seeming to have a lack of confidence in herself*
GⅠ races are quite formidable. However, I believe you have the capability to win, if you set your mind to it. Perhaps the Aoba Sho can be a 'measuring stick' of your readiness to compete at higher levels. There is still plenty of time before summer for you to become stronger, after all.
I am unsure what races to aim for in the future. Our aptitudes are very similar, and we are in the same team, so I wanted to ask your opinion, if that is alright! - @confusionthepsychic
Of course, I am happy to offer some suggestions to a teammate in need. For distance I am assuming 'Medium' and 'Long' races, as those are the distances I am skilled in. Some upcoming ones in the spring season that may be worth considering are the Aoba Sho at 2400 meters, or the Flora Stakes at 2000 meters, both in April and both GⅡ races.
For GⅠ level races, there are of course the Classics, as well as the Spring Tenno Sho if you believe you can handle the 3200 meter track. The Takarazuka Kinen in June is also a potential race to aim for, though you must pass a fan voting process to enter, which makes it risky to schedule around.
Hopefully my advice is of some help. If you decide to aim for the Takarazuka Kinen, I would recommend discussing with our trainer to get ahead on spreading the word to the fanbase. It is as they say— "You can never have too much publicity."
prebby robot girl.....
Current status — flustered. Ah... thank you. I regret to inform you I am not a robot, although I am glad to hear you think I am pretty. Aesthetics are not a top priority for racing, but I do enjoy putting some effort into my physical appearance.
...I assume that is the intent, at least. 'prebby' does not match any known phrase in my database, so I went with the closest option. If I have incorrectly assumed the meaning of it, please inform me.
CODE RED!! I Just Got Bit By Something And Now I’m Very Itchy!?
WAS IT A SPIDER?!
Spiders bite people very rarely and only if they are in immediate danger. If it was a actual bite, it's more likely to be a mosquito, mite, bedbug, or similar. Nothing of immediate concern, it should disappear in a few days. Best treatment practice is to hold back from scratching and apply an antihistamine regularly.
