#richietoizer

[stacy-yarche-neba]

What if...

[ablebeatrice]

Day Eleven: Clubhouse I think Bev is the type of friend who likes other people being happy and she tends to notice what her friends enjoy doing and are good at and makes sure they know they are loved. Ben definitely gets all flustered with compliments.

[theloversclubhouse]

incorrect losers club as things my friends and i have said pt. 2

Richie: I REMEMBER A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I ASKED “do they serve cake at funerals?” I WAS DEADASS HELP

Bill: DO THEY?

Stan: smashes head on brick wall

Mike: how the hell the teachers gonna be up our asses abt plagiarism when i find the whole worksheet on quizlet

Bev: i have major daddy issues and i need some psychological evaluation

Richie: i don’t speak scientific ass math book supreme

Eddie: I WILL REMIND U GUYS BC YALL SICK IN THE HEAD

Ben: grape flavored doritos

Mike: DO NOT GO ON

Georgie talking about Bill: did i tell yall the story where my sister kicked my ass and i flew onto a couch

Bev talking about Mike: SOME KID IN TECH SAID HE WANTED TO GO TO HELL AND THE WHOLE CLASS WAS LIKE: ...

HE WAS LIKE “AS LONG AS I HAVE MY LEGOS”

Bill: COFFEE JUST CAME OUJT OF MY NMOSE

Richie: i fell asleep during lunch💔

Eddie: I CAN BRETAH

Richie: bretah💔👹

Ben to Mike: bitch i’m so disappointed that the easter bunny ain’t real

Mike: *making a plush gnome do the macarena*

Bill: 😐

[sarah-snook]

platonic richiepat + 9

here, have some patty being a wingman for richie lmao 

↬“My hoodie looks comfy on you.”

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Patty walked quickly as she stuffed her hands into the pockets of her coat. She cursed the weather, threatening it as if doing so would make the snow stop falling from the sky. 

“God I hate winter so fucking much.” She grumbled, reluctantly pulling her hand out of her pocket to open the door of the coffee shop she had finally arrived at.“Snow can kiss my ass!”

“Hello to you too Patty Cake!” Richie smiled at her sweetly as he waved her over from his place in line.

She ignored the glares of the people lined up behind Richie as she moved to stand next to him. “I can’t believe you made me walk through all that snow just so you could have an excuse to sit here and make eyes at the guy you have a crush on without looking creepy!”

Richie shushed her, frantically looking over at the register to make sure that the guy in question hadn’t heard her a word she’d just said. “Patty! Don’t blow my cover! I’m desperate here!”

“Yeah yeah, I know.” She huffed as she looked up at the menu. “You’re buying by the way. You owe me that much.”

“I’ll even throw in a pastry, as a treat.” Richie reassured her, as they slowly moved to the front of the line. “By the way, my hoodie looks comfy on you.”

“Reminding me that this is your hoodie isn’t going to make me give it back to you.” Patty said, rolling her eyes at him.

“Nice try!” Said a voice in front of them, causing them both to turn and look wide-eyed at none other than Richie’s coffee shop crush. “You’re never getting that back from your girlfriend. Just save yourself the trouble and admit defeat right now.”

Patty looked between Richie and his cute coffee shop crush and couldn’t help but laugh as Richie began to blush furiously. This was such a disaster and she loved being there to experience it in person. Her best friend had just single handedly ruined his own chances with the guy he’d been crushing on by making him think they were together.

Taking mercy on Richie, she spoke up first. “No way, we’re not together. I’m too good for him.”

Eddie smiled at her politely as he began to apologize. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to assume!”

“Don’t worry about it.” She waved him off as she leaned against the counter. She pointed back at Richie, winking as she said, “You’re more his type anyway.” 

“Patty!” Richie hissed, elbowing her out of the way. “Ignore her please, she thinks she’s so funny. Can we get two peppermint hot chocolates please?” 

“S-sure yeah, of course!” Eddie mumbled, avoiding eye contact with Richie. Patty smiled as she watched the way they interacted with each other, shaking her head at how dumb both of them were. They were obviously into each other and they were both too oblivious to see it.

“Hey what about my pastry?” Patty asked as they moved over to the side to wait for their drinks. “You promised me something sweet Tozier!”

“That was before you went and hit on Eddie for me while I was standing right there!” Richie scoffed, crossing his arms defensively.

“Uh?? You’re welcome??” She shot back, kicking him lightly on the shin. “He thought we were together! At least now he knows you’re single AND that you’re into dudes.”

Richie sighed, dropping his arms and hanging his head in defeat. “You’re right, thank you sugar plum. I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“You’d be a disaster without me and you know it.” Patty teased, nudging him playfully with her elbow. “Well, more of a disaster than you already are.”

“Hahaha very funny!” Richie said before moving to get their drinks from the pick up counter. He pointed towards an empty table and Patty followed, sighing in relief as she took a seat. “So, do you think I still have a chance?”

She took a sip of her hot chocolate as she peeked over at Eddie, who quickly looked away from them. Patty chuckled as she took another sip before responding, “I think you should go get in line again and get me that pastry and find out for yourself.”

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[tozierpunks]

Streddie + 17! :))

You smile but my goblin brain is like: “Hot and bovvered? Hot and bovvered, luv.” Uhhhh warning: notsfw-ish  “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

His breath is hot on Stan’s neck. His heart is racing.

Eddie’s hands slide down his chest; he can feel Stan’s heartbeat going almost as fast as his own. His bright eyes stare up at him softly. Warmly. He’s the most inviting man Eddie’s ever met.

Behind him, Richie’s lips ghost over his shoulder. His long, cool fingers are closing around his hips. Eddie lets out a soft gasp as Richie’s teeth sink into his neck. Stan leans forward and kisses along Eddie’s chest, and he grips a handful of his curly hair.

“What if I want Eds all to myself, Stanney?” Richie whines, running his hands over Eddie’s smooth belly. He feels a soft trail of hair below his navel, and smirks. His fingertips tap down the line, knowing exactly where it leads. It’s exactly where his mouth wants to be. “Huh, Stan? What if I think I should have a night to be greedy?” Eddie is whimpering beneath them, wired from all the touch.

Stan doesn’t look up from what he’s doing. He doesn’t pull his mouth off of Eddie’s skin, and Richie huffs, searching for a spot to leave his own hickey. They take turns being the bottom - at least he and Eddie do. Stan is decidedly a top.

Finally, there’s a loud pop as Stan removes his lips. A red welt is already forming on Eddie’s rib cage.

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion, I guess,” he says simply. Stan smirks up at Richie, and the two lean in for a kiss, allowing Eddie to catch his breath.

[forbescaroline]

top 100 favorite female characters: #84. frankie hollingsworth (degrassi) “Is this really what the world has done to us? Taking butt pictures in the school washroom for boys who will probably leave us for their secretaries in twenty years?”

[dangertronic]

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🐝- Tag three friends and your three favorite things about them! 

 wooo three more!

1. @richietoizer: how much like me you are. your wit! i love that wit. how blunt you are sometimes!

2.  @isaacslaheys: your fashion senssseeee. you’re middle name ;). your typo’s because they always make me laugh

3. @madi-main: your passion! i love it when you get so passionate you talk so fast im like what. your languageee. i’ve only heard you slip into it a few times but it’s beautiful. your hair! that shade of pink is beautiful! :3

🦋- Tag three people you want to get to know better and state why!

1. @richietoaster because she’s become a pretty good friend really fast so naturally i want to know all my friends better.

2. @thorn-harvester-ven we don’t talk much because we always miss each other but when she do she’s great and i would love to know her better!

3. @saltedchinesefood because he’s fucking great and i have grown to like him.

🌺- Do you have a best friend?

i have something better than a bestie. i have a sunflower named @izziebun and she is the most precious thing in my life i would die without her

[willelbyers]

that post is the right to thing to say regarding jennifer's body. you know what's not the right thing to say? correcting a lesbian's math when she's just trying to live her life.