Floyd, rang on a public phone: Hrrk! Come on! Hurry please!
Kirk, answers: Yo! Floyd, that you man?
Floyd: No not at all! (Lights a cigarette)
Kirk: I thought I said to cut that shit out.
Floyd: Smokin' ain't the damn problem right now Kirk!
Kirk: Right. You want me to come pick you up?
Kirk: Where are you right now?
Floyd: ... ... ... ...Brazil.
Kirk: BRAZIL!!?? IF YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW HOW DO YOU PLAN ON ME GETTING THERE THAT QUICK FOOL!?
Floyd: I DON'T KNOW BUT TRY SOMETHING! I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE! THEY BROKE MY STANDS PIPES! THAT'LL TAKE DAYS TO RESTORE!
Kirk: (Sigh) I'll see what I can do.
Kirk: Whatchu even doin' there anway!?
Floyd: I came to meet a girl who I knew a few years back I knew her and her ex husband when we were kids.
Floyd, in his head: I gotta lie to him can't let news of DIO getting out. Only reason why I'm goin for Jennifer is cause she'd willingly go with me if she thought it was for a good cause. You know for old times sake. I knew Jenny & her dickhead of a husband since we were kids. They're both older than me. By 5 years was Jenny, 7 years was (scowls) him but I still stuck with em. Bein the only Stand Users around gave us alot in common. Though Jenny's wasn't really all offensive. Fit her chilled attitude. Not really violent at all. Then that dickhead of a bastard of a boyfriend went & knocked her up the second she turned 18 what a freak. Well I mean back then they seemed all innocent together there was nothin wrong with em. They were a cute couple & they really loved each other. But the second that kid, Jacqueline came. That's when everything went to shit. And here we are... ... ...What am I doin? Am I really about to do this? Did I seriously try and take away someone who I've known since childhood to be killed by a man who's just going to use her like he did?.... ....All just so I can stay alive how selfish...(Blows out a cloud of smoke from his mouth)
Kirk: ... ...Floyd? You there?
Floyd: Huh? Oh yeah! I was just visiting. I mean they don't live in Brazil. They're American like me. I just thought I'd surprise em.
Kirk: Right. Listen one of the guys I sell weapons to could probably get me there. They got jets ya know.
Floyd: REALLY!!?? HOW FAST!?
Kirk: Fast enough to get there in like 1 Hour. I gotchu though yeah? Don't worry bout fightin til I get there aight?
Jacqueline: Hey I think I heard something!?
Kelly: You guys go ahead. Me and Michael have gotta sort something out.
Floyd, in his head: SHIT! (Runs away)
Nearly an hour later Floyd was wandering the streets in Brasilia. Contemplating life.
Floyd: She probably doesn't even remember my face ever since then life went downhill for me. The day my parents went missing. So did I. Everyone assumed I was dead...In fact. Showing my face to Jennifer would be...Well let's just say difficult to process. And her daughter never really saw much of me anyway. Doubt she'd even recognize me with all this hair hanging around. Huh!?... ...Hang on a secomd! Didn't?...I GAVE THEM MY NAME DIDN'T I!? Even if they thought I was just hotel staff at that time! They'll still tell her! She'll recognize my name! Jenny's gonna flip! I just gotta hope Kirk gets he-
A jet flew over his head.
Floyd: Kirk?...KIRK!!! YES FUCK YES I'M SAFE! HAHAHA! YES! I'M FREE BABY! HEEHEEHEEHEECK YEAH!
A faint gasp could be heard from behind Floyd.
Floyd: What!? Someone died or something?
Floyd: What's going...(Jumps back in shock then begins hyperventilating)
Jennifer: ...Ricky?... I-Is that? Y-You?
Floyd began to panic and fell over onto the floor.
Jennifer: Th-That laugh just now. That sounded j-just like someone I knew years ago! Is...Is it truly you? (A stream of tears carried themselves along her face) ...Little brother?!
Floyd, muttering under his breath, too low to be heard: I...I...I am...
Jennifer reached out to pick Floyd up. But was interupted by a gunshot.
Delta: ("Being a Coast Guard has it's privelages.")
Jacqueline: MOM GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY HE'S TRYING TO TAKE YOU AWAY!
Floyd, in his head: SHIT! THEY FOUND ME! GEEZ! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO!? I AIN'T BACKIN OUT! IT TOOK TOO MUCH TIME AND PLANNING! TONS OF TRACING TO FIND WHERE SHE WAS!
Floyd: Gah! Sweet Dreams!!!
Sweet Dreams was called out but it still was badly damaged.
Jennifer: RICKY?! IT IS YOU! WHAT THE HELL!? Where were you these past years!
Jennifer: Ever since Mom & Dad went missing we thought you died!
Floyd in his head: Gah! Screw this!
Floyd turns away & tried to run. But was stopped by Jennifer.
Jennifer: Rick...Isn't this enough?...I know you were always a shy coward back in the day but... ...Why do you always try to run away? There isn't anything to be afraid of... ...No ones going to hurt you! You don't need to keep hiding yourself from reality! Please! Just stay here...Don't run away again... ...Please.
Kirk appeared running down.
Jennifer: Floyd?... ... Who's Floyd?...
Rick turned his face away from Jennifer.
Jennifer: ... ... ...You changed your last name didn't you?
Kirk: You ready to get outta here man?
Floyd: Yeah get me out here.
Jennifer grabbed onto one of Floyd's sleeves.
Jennifer: Jacqueline... ...She said you were trying to find me so you could take me somewhere.
Jennifer: Then take me now!
Jennifer: I'm not letting you run away again. You and I we were inseparable. And now I'm gonna make it that way again.
Delta: ("He's taking her!")
Jona: Jacqueline what should we do?
Delta shot the gun to Floyd's leg. Midway through flight the bullet just froze in place.
Irving: What the hell? The bullets? They froze.
Kirk: That's Can't Touch's ability. My Stand.
Kirk turned the bullet around with his finger and tapped it several times aiming at Delta.
Kirk: This is the final result.
The bullet was released and send straight towards Delta much faster than when it was shot from a gun. It was almost like it never even happened.
Delta: ("The bullet! It was sent back at twice the speed it was shot!")
Kirk: Floyd. Get your ass to the jet I'll join you in a bit. After I'm done beating up these clowns for ya. It shouldn't take too long.
Ronan: So we've got another comedian who's underestimating their opponents. Just like your friend.
Irving: Wait Ronan. There's a sense of uncertainty about. I should take care of this it'd be really quick. Another Way Out.
Irving zipped around the area.
Kirk: A Stand that boosts speed.
Irving closed in to attack.
Can't Touch froze the movement of Irving the second he approached.
Irving watched as Kirk approached him.
Irving: I can see. But I can't move a muscle. Time flows but I don't!?
Can't Touch, punching Irving rapidly: HAAAAAAAMMMMMERRTIME!!!!!
Kirk: 6 seconds have passed. They'll move again.
Irving was sent flying backwards.
Kirk: Can't Touch can target 5 things at once or can make a huge bubble that prevents movement which only allows for- GAAAH!
Kirk suddenly got electrocuted by Up in Flames.
Alois: ("I don't care about how shit your Stand is just shut up!")
Alois punched Kirk point blank in the face. He fell over afterwards.
Kirk, standing back up: Grk! (Snaps his neck back and forth and both sides.) That was a cute love tap midget.
Alois: ("Midget? If anything your just a behemoth")
Kirk: You know impatience really pisses me off to hell!?
Alois: ("Oh I apologise allow me to make you go down easier. Up in Flames electrocute this guy.")
Up in Flames charged towards Kirk.
Up in Flames was stopped.
Kirk: Great now let me show you what an actual punch feels like!
Kirk towered over Alois & grabbed them by the hand to which Alois responded by pushing his hand away then trying to punch Kirk again.
Kirk: Say your quite good for someone so young.
Kirk blocked with their arm.
Kirk: But your slow. Mastery of a martial art is not to be taken lightly what you do isn't enough.
Alois attempted to kick Kirk round the head. But he grabbed Alois by his leg instantly then tightened his grip each time a crack could be heard.
Kirk: ... ... ...6 seconds are about to go by. If I position you in the correct space where the original stream of electricity was going to be headed then you would suffer the pain instead. By moving you directly in your Stands position you'll be the one who's shocked as it will detect your kinetic energy instead of mine.
Alois: ("WHAT!? How's he know it requires an energy source to work!?")
Kirk: I know this because I analyse carefully. So. (Kirk threw Alois in the mentioned position) Up in Flames will release a delayed attack towards the closest source of energy.
Up in Flames returned to normal & ended up electrocuting it's own master.
After Alois began to fall the second they dropped to Kirk's eye level. Kirk punched Alois directly in the face sending him the other way.
Kirk: ...Tch! What a waste!
Jennifer: Your friends Stand... ...It's
Floyd: Scary I know. It may not look like much from first glance. But it's the reason why back in Cairo he's known as "The Man You Can't Touch." ...Now let's go.
Jacqueline: GAH! SCREW IT! GET OUT THE WAY DUMBASS! BEAT IT! Give em some shock therapy.
Kirk, in his head: Hmmm... ...One stream of electricity is what this is. Each bolt links to the original source. As such.
The entire blast of lighting was stopped as well as Beat It.
Kirk, in his head: Stopping any part of it automatically stops all of it.
Jacqueline: I... I can't move!
Can't Touch, repeatedly punching Beat It: HAAAAMMMMMMEERRRRTIME!!!!
Kirk: You'll move in 3. 2. 1.
Jacqueline was sent flying backwards in the air. Gangsta's Paradise caught her.
Jacqueline: (Coughs blood) Turn this guy into swiss cheese!
Cassidy: Gladly! Hey Jona!
Cassidy, tilts her hat: Hell yeah we are!
Jona: Alright then! Hallelujah!
Kirk: Hmm. That's the second wearable Stand I've seen today.
Cassidy: Gangsta's Paradise!!!
Gangsta's Paradise: KHEKHEKHEKHEKHE!!!!
Cassidy's Stand began firing bullets at high speeds & Jona's send a barrage of feathers Kirk's way!
Kirk: THE HELL!? A walking gun! And a storm of feather knives!
Bryce: HAHA! YOU GOT HIM SCARED NOW!!!
Kirk: GAH! Fine I didn't want to use this yet but whatever. Can't Touch! Bubble It!
Can't Touch created a large bubble infront of itself that stopped the flow and movement of each of the projectiles headed it's way.
Some of the flechettes were still headed above Kirk.
Cassidy: Gangsta's Paradise!
Gangsta's Paradise shot at the feathers which bounced off and headed for Kirk. Kirk ran out the way then headed straight for Cassidy.
Cassidy: Huh! What's he doing!?
Jona: I think he's closing the gap!
Cassidy: Oh shit! I won't be able to hit him up close! Millisecond Gunfire!
Gangsta's Paradise began to fire it's bullets.
Kirk: Can't Touch stop as many as you can!
Can't Touch caught most of the bullets aimed at him mainly the ones headed for his heart and head. About 20 hit him before he eventually made it close to Gangsta's Paradise.
Cassidy & Jona's movement was stopped.
Kirk: Now I gotta say that stunt of yours really got me tired out. Using multiple projectiles to prevent me from pausing any bullets or blades. You two are both smart.
Kirk: I can't have you fighting me. That'd mean too much effort for someone with a Stand like yours. (He moved all three of them into the same position) Now remember the huge bubble Can't Touch made. I was gonna say that when it's out I can only stop two more things. But since I've stopped you aswell Ronan. The amount of time it stays present has been shortened. Which means. All those bullets & sharp feathers inside it.
The bubble disappeared and the bullets and feathers were released early. Straight towards Cassidy and the others.
Kirk: Are gonna be headed straight to you.
There movement was regained seconds before the bullets hit them.
Cassidy/Jona/Ronan: OH CRAP! MR. BLUE-/HALLE-/THE NIG-
They were all hit by the projectiles before they could even call out there Stands. They all were knocked unconscious. Kirk fell to one knee in exhaustion.
Kirk: Damn! That weren't easy! Those guys were the toughest people I've met! Lucky for me I think I got all of em.
Bryce: There's still me you've got to worry about!
Bryce: Not so fast Stronzo!
Kirk: Ah so you're Italian?
Bryce: And American. Hope your ready for a beating!
Can't Touch threw Kirk away from the area.
Bryce: Wait! I never got to fight you yet! Oh shit! Everyone looks like shit! That thing was that strong? Maybe it's a good thing he left afterall.
Kirk & Floyd were headed back to Cairo with Jennifer the flight was silent.
Kirk in his head: Geez could this be anymore depressing?
Kirk: We're almost there.
They were just headed to there destination.
Floyd: Now I don't want you thinking I'm a monster. And I'm sorry for running away. Kirk I'm also sorry I lied to you.
Kirk: Huh? Hey what do I gotta do with this?
Floyd: I've done some terrible things recently.
Floyd: I've literally lured people to death Kirk! There ain't no good coming from that.
Floyd: I've been forced to work for a guy named... ... ...DIO...
Kirk: DIO? As in the singer?
Floyd: I wish. No. DIO is a Stand user, it works like yours only it's much more terrifying. He's a vampire.
Kirk: I'm sorry a vampire? Your kidding right?
Floyd: No. And I've been gathering people for him to take blood from.
Jennifer: So you came after me cause... ...You knew I'd go willingly.
Floyd: As much as I tried to lie to myself that that was the reason that's wrong. I came for you cause I wanted to make sure you stay perfectly safe within the guard of my friend.
Kirk: Woah woah woah! Back up. I ain't no bodyguard.
Floyd: Come on Kirk! For my sis?
Kirk: Listen I already got a kid to keep safe and all this is out of nowhere to. Why would I care about DIO?
Floyd: Because he doesn't care about you. He'll crush people like you and me just for the fun of it.
Kirk: (Sighs) Ah well. I guess your right. I'll do i- Wait a minute. If we were doing good things why didn't you tell me! I could've avoided hurting anyone!
Kirk: Well nothing can be done then. I'll keep your sister safe from DIO.
Floyd: Just don't mention any of this to anyone.
Kirk: Right. I understood that this was important. So I did call some people. That could keep Jacqueline & any others from getting Jenny back. As you say if she isn't under proper guard she won't be safe. Stand users powerful ones in fact. And I specifically stated not to kill em.
Floyd: Right. Until DIO is dead. Jennifer isn't going anywhere. So how long til any of em get there?
Kirk: One is already there. She's a wanderer. Doesn't really have alot of friends. Also kinda hot headed. And even though she isn't completely certain how to control her Stand's ability. The Stand itself is like a raging bull on steroids. Heh! Her name is...
Shop owner: Huh? Oh hey you over there? Would you like to try a free sample?
The person the shop owner called walked over.
Shop owner: Here you go! Oh! And also if you would be as kind as to right down your name to show how many people have actually had some.
Before taking the clipboard. They glanced at the man's watch. After taking the clipboard. They wrote their name down then they picked up the food. They bit into it. A loud tapping noise was followed afterwards.
???, in pain: AHHHHHHH!!!
Shop owner: HUH!? Is everything okay!? What happ-
The person grabbed the shop keeper by the hair.
???: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAYING AT HUH!?!?
???, dragging their head closer: LOOK!
The shop keeper's attention was directed towards the food which was suddenly purely made up of metal.
???: THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE ASSHOLE!?!?
Shop keeper: What!? No! I have no clue what even happened!!!
???: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT EXCUSES!!!
The person then slammed the shop keeper's head into the desk of the the booth repeatedly.
???, continuing to assault the man: DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY!!!! HUH!? DO YA! DO YA! DO YA! DO YA! DO YA! ANSWER ME DAMMIIIIIIT!!! BASTARD!
The booth eventually broke apart and the man was knocked unconscious. The before mentioned clipboard fell down revealing the latest name added to the list "Billie Jean"
Billie: (Panting aggressively) Huh?... ... ... ...Wait a second?...Oh shit it turned to metal didn't it! Oh god oh fuck! That means it was probably my special ability that did that by accident! Damn! I'm so sorry sir! I'll fix it here! I'll replace the wood with metal way sturdier!
The broken pile of wooden planks was remade into a metal shopping booth as apposed to the previous metal one.
Billie: There! Sorry about that earlier! But now. (Puts the watch from the shop keeper in her pocket) I've got a job to do.
