Shen: "What the heck did that Stand do?"
Kelly: One of Bad Habit's abilities is to clone people with every feature.
Nicole, looking at the clones: What am I looking at!? Is that the boss?... ...IS THAT ME!? IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME!?.... ....I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!!
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Kirk: Floyd don't you know that smoking kills?
Floyd, lighting the cigarette: Yeah it's kinda the point... ...Tryin to speed this shit up.
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Yui: So you encounter a guy who looks at you dirty what do you do?
Jona: Ignore them.
Delta: "Wave."
Bryce: Pay em 100 to fuck off.
Jacqueline: Glare back harder.
Michael: Flip em off.
Billie: Beat them down to nothing more but fucking toothpaste for disrespecting my privacy!
Yui: Billie no-
Billie: BILLIE YES!
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Alois, after hitting Delta: "So how's it feel to be the worst cop ever huh?"
Delta: "Shut up your mother buys ya Megablocks instead'a Legos."
Alois: "You fucking take that back!"
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Stephane: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
Bryce: No I hate the way that it tastes.
Stephane: ...Wait you eat shaving cream?
Bryce: No why would I eat it if I hate the taste?
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Lotus: It must be so nice to be rich instead of like....Having a personality.
Bryce: Shut up! Lol!
Lotus: Buy my silence bitch.
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Halen: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and die, it's poisonous.
Bryce: What if it bites me and it dies?
Halen: That means your poisonous. Jesus christ Bryce learn to listen.
Jona: What if it bites itself and I die?
Halen: It's voodoo.
Jacqueline: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Yui: That's correlation, not causation.
Cassidy: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Jacqueline, laughs: That's kinky!
Alois, looks disgusted: "Oh my god."
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Willy: A yawn is just a boneless cough
Candy: A cough is just a crunchy breath.
Ozzy: Why the fuck do these make sense?
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Rosaura, pulling up in a car: *To Mason* Get in loser it's time for a mental breakdown.
Kirk & Gioia: NO!
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Jacqueline: Dads will see their kids and be like "Is anyone gonna emotionally damage that?" and not wait for an answer.
Candy: Dads see their kids?
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Michael: Do you ever just get up from your tv to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the tv again?
Chrissy: I pointlessly open the fridge to.
Rosaura: Sometimes I stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Mason: ... ... ...Why am I in the bathroom?
Cassidy, whispers: We're all Sims!
Nicole: Whack!
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