While pitching in a spring training game against the Phillies, a line drive hit Helling in the leg and broke his fibula. I felt terrible about this, specifically because I'd written the sentence "As long as Rick Helling walks this earth, I shall never sleep soundly." I certainly didn't believe I had cosmically caused this injury, but I didn't like that I'd expressed a desire for a man to cease walking just before his leg shattered. It was not the type of irony I was looking for. My obsession with Helling had always been semi-performative, but now it seemed sick...in 2009 I happened to be reading an issue of Time Magazine
...To my horror, I realized the Man they were referring to was Rick Helling.
For all practical purposes, Helling well be remembered as the first player in Major League Baseball to take a meaningful stand against performance-enhancing drugs.
I Wear The Black Hat. Chuck Klosterman








