#rick no

[kingburu]

annabeth no 

[apertures-archived-files]

Rick: Well, you see, it's a gamer pad, not many girls come in here cause I get friend zoned so frequently but that's okay- 

Space: I’d like to be in the friend zone! I’d like friends!

Rick: Its not as pleasant as you think. They don’t treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately as a gamer I dont get respect 

Space: well im not a gamer so maybe they’ll respect me?

Rick: .... That just makes you a beta cuck

[niee-chaan]

That feeling when a book ends with a cliffhanger

[inmydrcams]

"her complexion was brown as a roasted coffee bean" okay, I need a break now

[darkstaroverlunasea]

[spilledblood-a]

"Please let me into Alexandria. I'm a good doctor."

( @chopperpirate )

      Rick rubs a hand over his face, squinting at the talkingdeer. It’s happening again. There, he is. And when he claims to be a good doctor,he’s taken aback. 

      Not nearly enough though, not enough to stop from blurtingout, ❝ Can you reach the exam table? ❞

[spilledblood-a]

screwyoutwice replied to your post:       If the roles were reversed, it would easily...

Gaps How dare u compare me with Rick? Só rude baby bro @arrowedangel

     ❝ Y’should be flattered. ❞ 

@screwyoutwice