Edit: After the shit I just got I'm leaving on an indefinite Hiatus.
I'm sick of logging on and seeing hate in my ask box comparing me to other Iruka muses.
It's no longer fun. It hasn't been fun for a while.
So anons who have been harassing me all week
Congradufuckinlations!
YOU'VE WON! You've pushed someone so far that they are about to delete and never pick up something that kept them from depression of the real world.
So thanks for taking away one of the few things that help me cope with how hard life is right now.
I may be back after my vacation, I may never be back. Hope your happy.
//Starting tomorrow Iruka will be on a Mini 5 day Hiatus. Possibly longer depending on what my vacation from 8-8 to 8-16 is. (Meaning if I get wifi where I'm going)
I close, then open, then close, then open again.. I am pretty sure all free time will be spent sleeping and packing for the 8 day vacation that starts Friday 8-8.
I know Hiatus's can be a pain the butt for thread partners, so if you wish to drop any current threads shoot me a message and we can figure out if we want to restart something when I return or just simply drop things all together.
If you want to drop it all together, cool, let me know just don't go poof all together, waiting for something that never is going to happen is worse then being told it's getting dropped.
Tagging people I know I currently have threads with. If I missed someone I'm sorry.
"Mmm I’ll do what I have to to avoid being smooshed in a youthful hug from Gai-Sensei and Lee. I don’t want my arms broken again from one of those."
Neji sighed relaxing as Kiba snuggled into him more. “I am glad you find me so comfortable. I could grow used to this quite quickly. Though, if Hinata-Sama found out, I think it would giver her a heart attack.”
Kiba winced the moment he heard Lee and Gai Sensei had apparently broken a limb of Neji’s. While some would think that the Hyuga was merely exaggerating, Kiba wasn’t one to under estimate what those two were capable of. While he wasn’t sure if he could recall seeing Neji with a broken arm he couldn’t deny it was likely.
“Nah I think she’d be cool with it… she’s always talking bout how I need to find someone special. She never said it couldn’t be her cousin. Guess she only has herself to blame.”
Neji looked up and over at Kiba in surprise.
“You want this to become more then a random cuddling session?”
Neji thought for a moment of what it would be like between the two if they took what ever it was they had to that level of specialness that Hinata had told Kiba to find.
“Alright, I do not mind it at all. I’ve found myself thinking about you even when you are not here. I suppose that is what one does when one likes someone else more then a friend..I am sorry I am not very good at expressing how I feel about you or this matter. It’s all foreign to me, and very strange. As a branch member I always had been told that I would never have someone special, so I grew accustom to being alone and never letting my self fall for another.”
Leaning in Neji pressed a soft kiss to Kibas lips.
“I must say I do find kissing you quite enjoyable.”
"…..No….I made this myself, and if you remember right for the last time I tried to make Hinata-Sama cinnamon buns I can not bake. I can make anything else, but if its baking a sweet, I can not do it."
Neji huffed slightly, annoyed that he had to admit that there was something that he could not do.
"I am sorry it’s late… The first several attempts where not up to my standers.. One nearly set the kitchen on fire..Our cooks where not happy with me after that and banded me from the kitchen till they got it clean."
Neji looked to the side embarrassed
"Don’t even get me started on how hard it was to make the icing…" Neji had iced it in white, and added small little icing drawings of Kiba and Akamaru on it along with Happy Birthday Kiba written on it. Despite Neji having issue making the cake, his drawing and handwriting with the icing was nicely done.
He had to admit that the art and the handwriting was good but part of him was afraid to actually taste the cake, Neji not seeming to have been all too successful. He appreciated the gesture though, opening the door fully and gesturing for the Hyuga to come in.
“I’d say sorry for the mess but the party last night kind of… didn’t happen,” Kiba chuckled, despite the fact he was wearing a party hat. It was more to entertain himself if anything though it was a little sad of him. “Just put it on the counter or something and I’ll grab a knife and some plates.”
He couldn’t resist smiling to himself and the other male, really happy that he had some company even if it was the day after. It was better than nothing, even if he had expected Shino sooner than Neji.
"It is quite alright.. I am sorry the party did not happen. It was the same just a bit ago for my own birthday.. My teammates where on a mission and Hinata-Sama was to busy with being the new head of our clan to do anything." Neji looked around Kibas place.
"We could have a small party.. Just the two of us..That is if you want." Setting down the cake he looked over at Kiba "All I did for mine was eat the soba that Hinata-Sama made for me before going off to do work. It would be nice to do something else."
He looked down at his cake, glad he had tested it before he came over. Neji himself still thought it was too sweet, but one of the cooks had insisted it was fine, perhaps to get him out of the kitchen, or perhaps because it was true.
"Hey, Mr Hokage," Kiba greeted loudly as he pushed the door to the office open. "I got some forms here for you again but I also have Ramen if you're hungry... which one you want first?"
The blonde had been having the worst day, his meeting with the village elders had left him on the brink of bashing his own head in to try and make sense of the old bastard’s minds. Hearing his office door open and grinning at his lover, seeing Kiba immediately making him feel better.
Groaning a little, “I don’t want either… I want to go home and have you first.” Naruto said with a sly smirk as the brunette set down more forms for him to fill out before the end of the day.
"…My pathetic attempt at flirting" Iruka gave a week chuckle as he continued to mix together their food. He was making them the miso soup he had promised last time they had had dinner together.
"You know how much I suck at that." Looking down at the soup he laughed "You don’t even want to know how I found out about it.. It was rather embarrassing."
“Hmm, I think you’re only making it sound like a better story,” Kiba chuckled as he slipped off of the counter and coming up behind the older male. He lazily looped his arms around Iruka’s waist, holding him close from behind before kissing the man’s neck gently.
He enjoyed coming over and spending time with Iruka however it seemed that thre only time they could properly do so was when they didn’t have mission. Even then it seemed that nights were the best time but that wasn’t so bad in a sense… it could have been worse.
Shivering Iruka leaned back into Kiba, liking the feeling of being close to him "Kiba.." He shivered more as his neck was kissed. It was true they did not see much of each other, between Irukas work and Kibas on missions their time together was rare, but it was much enjoyed by the both of them.
"Tell you what Kiba?" Iruka whispered as he closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling of the younger man holding him.
"I do not have a gag reflex." Neji looked across the table at the other man. "And get your mind out of the gutter. I did not find out because I was sucking on some guys cock" Neji huffed.
"I found out when I over did it and was forced into bed for a week. I was given some median that tasted rather nasty. I decided to see how far I could get it into my mouth before I gagged to avoid the taste.. Turns out, I do not have a gag reflex."
“Okay, okay. I didn’t mean… well I was thinking it,” Kiba nodded, unable to deny the fact that the thought of Neji sucking some guy off came to mind. It would certainly explain how he had come so far despite his family issues… not that he would ever be saying that out loud at any time ever. He liked his organs the way they were.
Still one question was left floating in the Inuzuka’s head. He was quite curious as to why he had been given that knowledge all of a sudden as it was hard to deny that it was completely random and out of the blue. And yet Neji resumed drinking his tea like nothing, the sudden story of his gag reflex apparently forgotten.
“So… you didn’t invite me here to test my gag reflex or anything? Right?”
There was no way Neji was going to tell Kiba the truth, not now at least. There was not way Neji would come clean about finding out that he had no gag reflex by servicing the elders of his clan so that he would be allowed to train as he had been.
"I needed to talk to someone. Hinata-Sama's been busy with paper work, my own team.. Busy with their lives.. I figured.. Hinata-Sama spoke so highly of you, that I would speak with you."
Nejis cheeks turned deep red "Unless you want me to test your gag reflex personally no, I did not ask you here to test your gag reflex"
