#rickisms

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[i cant copy the symbols cos im on mobile bUT tell me about rick's parents!!!!]

Rick’s mom was very sweet to him, but expected him and his genius brain to get him through school easy. When Rick was diagnosed with anxiety and depression she didn’t believe it and wouldn’t believe it. When Rick left Beth she took care of the infant, even teaching her Spanish… and how to guzzle bottles of wine.

Dad was a different story. Papa wasn’t sweet at all to Rick. He went places that no parent should ever go with discipline and Rick still pays for it. When Beth was with him he taught her how to doubt everything anyone ever said.

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Rick: man I love morties. Very useful and honest Also rick: HEY ASSHOLE

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(For Rick) Sky and Diane

Spend 24 hours with: Diane

Not see for a year: Sky

Steal their prized possession: Sky

Embarrass themselves in front of: Diane

See naked: Diane (/ in the middle. he isnt sure)

Introduce to their parents as their partner: Diane

Have a physical fight with: Sky

Wake up at 4 AM to help: Both

Netflix and chill with: Both?

Have a dance battle with: Both for sure

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Long, torn wings. Sharp claws. Silvery scales that eventually turned green at the paws and faded at the ends of his wings. A much smaller dragon laying around his neck. Both dragons had bags upon bags stacked on them, and the larger even had armor on his body. A portal opened and he walked through, mouth dripping with acid.

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🎧 For both Sky and rick

Rick- Hurt by Nine inch nails (;) )

Sky- Gone BY JR JR

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Here's dragon rick for those who haven't gotten a look yet

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Yeah both

Sky- The stars are out and his eyes are simply staring up at them. Cold is digging into him and he sits up after a few moments of staring up at the stars. The girl with vitiligo is laying not far away in her own sleeping bag decorated with felt flowers. Sky shuffles over, laying next to her and putting his arm around her. Moony opens her eyes, then smiles and takes his free hand. They smile sleepily at each other and fall asleep.

Rick- He’s just simply sitting in a gigantic lair, talking to a large black dragon with webbed fins for ears. Said dragon seems to be talking to him about laying low and keeping things secret between them. Rick is happy to have him around deep down, but keeps his gruff demeanor as they talk.

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Mcfucking mcszechuan sauce