#mortyisms

[dog-with-no-name]

Let's just kiss like real people do for fucks sake!

[adventuresinthelink]

Meanwhile

Morty: staring into space and listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ESEvXiMPw

[adventuresinthelink]

Long, torn wings. Sharp claws. Silvery scales that eventually turned green at the paws and faded at the ends of his wings. A much smaller dragon laying around his neck. Both dragons had bags upon bags stacked on them, and the larger even had armor on his body. A portal opened and he walked through, mouth dripping with acid.

[myimmorty-blog]

@ Tiny Rick

FIGHT ME

[mortypaul]

If my brain was a person, he would have strangled me three seconds ago. :|

[mortypaul]

I always have my means of knowing things. Wonder what I found out now? Go figure >:)

[mortypaul]

"All things considered, betrayal held a unique pleasure for the victim. He dug into the wound, relishing his own agony. And like jealousy, betrayal could be more intensely savored by the one who suffered its consequences than by the one responsible for it. There was something perversely gratifying in the strange moral liberation that came from being betrayed or in the painful memory of noting the warnings, the perfidious satisfaction of confirming suspicions."

-The Nautical Chart

[mortypaul]

That feeling after you go home from an awesome trip. That unexplainable static zen.

That.