#rico dynamite

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

What should we do with Uncle Rico Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)?

Hug

Kiss

Marry

Kill

Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Rico Dynamite solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

[couldinfinitytrainhavesavedthem]

Could the Infinity Train have saved Rico Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)? Reason for being on the Infinity Train: Peaking in high school, his inability to move on from his past regrets of not being able to become a successful football player, his dysfunctional relationship with his nephews

The train would save him

The train would make him much worse

He would somehow force his way off the train

He would take over the train

He would die on the train

He would not get worse or better but never leave the train

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Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

[character-tarot]

Does the World (Reversed) fit Rico Dynamite?

Yes, this is the perfect card for him!

This fits him well enough.

No, another card would work better.

I don't know this character (Results)

Voting ended onOct 11, 2025

The World represents completeness, success, harmony, fulfillment, achievement, and ascension. Reversed, it indicates stagnation, unfinished business, lack of achievement, burdens, and disappointment.

Propaganda- "He peaked in high school and his life is going nowhere"

[everyoneislgbtpride-edits]

Rico Dynamite from Napoleon Dynamite is gay!!