who: noel & @murdrhewrote where: idk some pretentious bar in brooklyn
“alright,” noel claps his gargantuan hands together with a note of finality, materializing behind rico at the outskirts of the buzzing room. “i have scouted the premises and come to you with two eligible candidates for rico’s big comeback tour 2021.” bachelorettes, if you will, but he can’t bring himself to say that out loud – makes him sound a little too much like chris harrison and not enough like a single, curmudgeonly father’s wingman.
“the first one is very tall, very blonde, seems like the type of woman who might enjoy high-brow literature and, like, ethically-sourced coffee. the other one, she’s short and brunette, a bit – dare i say mature, you know, right up your alley.” he pauses for a a breath. “they’re both ringless. i double-checked.”
