#riddlesworth

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Crackship Threesome Part 3 Teaser

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Secret and Lies (Riddlesworth/Pennypot) Part 1

“Alfred, are you sure here? What about Master Bruce?” Came a hushed whisper from behind a cracked door. “Oh Edward, you worry too much. Young Master Bruce isn’t even present in the manor. He is learning about Gotham by living on the streets with Miss Kyle as he left me in a correspondence. Enough about that, Windows, you know exactly the reason that I invited you here for another audience with me.” Gazing at Edward sternly, waggling a finger in front of Ed’s face, “Now don’t make me ask again.” Eyes narrowing slightly signaling that he wanted conversation to a minimum and get to what he truly had requested Edward to come to the manor. This was not the first time that Edward had visited the manor. Edward had been called here a few times previously. Each time was when Oswald called to say that he was working late, apologizing profusely saying that he would make it up to Alfred. Alfred hung up his personal phone with heavy sigh before opening his phone and dialing the phone waiting for Edward to answer. Ever since Alfred had met Edward at GCPD when looking for where both Jim and Bruce had disappeared without a trace. Sure Edward was a little socially inept compared to his other lover, but Ed appeared to have a very open and available social schedule, and that would fit perfectly into the arrangement that Alfred was toying with in his mind. At first, Alfred invited Ed over for a drink or two in one of the many private studies that could be found in Wayne Manor, simply talking taking care to stoke Edward’s delicate ego. After loosening Edward with a few drinks, there would be less of stroking egos with words and more so with physical actions. “Mr. Nygma, I must say that was quite a good riddle!” Alfred chuckled along with Edward at the answer to his riddle, casually sliding a hand up Ed’s nearest thigh. Smiling over to Ed with a brightness in his eyes as he gave Ed’s thigh a light squeeze.

Edward did not pull away from Alfred’s touch, but looked down at it with a mixture of suspicion and intrigue. Not sure if it was the alcohol swimming around in his head or that someone was actually paying him some attention that he had desperately craving, but his hand nearest to Alfred rested on top of Alfred’s hand on Edward’s own thigh. His thumb rolled over each of Alfred’s knuckles slightly gnarled with age. A small smile lit up Ed’s face as he enjoyed the gentle, almost fatherly contact. The silence began to eat at Ed so he opened his mouth about to tell another riddle, but was stopped mid breath by Alfred’s lips coming into contact with his. They just fluttered, lightly almost tempting Edward into reciprocating.

Ed's eyes were wide in surprise as the contact between his lips and Alfred's increased. Ed’s lips pressed back against Alfred’s lips light brushes at first, not quite sure what was happening. After a few more brushes contact, Alfred’s lips left Edward’s kissing along his jaw. Stopping at his earlobe, sucking and nipping lightly at it before Alfred’s tongue skims up behind the rim of Edward’s ear. “Edward…” His husky voice tickling Edward’s ear with its warm breath. A small shiver traveled down Edward’s spine as Edward sucked in a breath through his nose. “Say Alfred, I'm in you,

But not in him,

I go up,

But not down,

I'm in the colosseum,

But not a tower,

I'm in a puzzle,

But not a riddle.” Edward blurts out through breaths. Alfred stops his kisses glaring at Edward, for spoiling the mood with a riddle. “Say, how about we leave the riddles for another time, Edward? I was rather enjoying this moment we were sharing. How about you?” His nose skimming down the line of Ed’s neck resting in the crook of it resting there as his fingers trailed down Edward’s chest. Tugging at the top few buttons, Edward’s shirt fell open revealing a bare chest that Alfred attacked leaving a light trail of kisses on Edward’s skin. “I, eh, don’t normally go without an undershirt, but the weather has been a bit too warm.” Edward comments and opens his mouth to add another comment but Alfred’s finger was on Edward’s lip. “Hush,” Alfred whispers from Edward’s collarbone, nipping at it. “Don’t make me have to silence you, Windows. I can promise you that I will find something to stuff that mouth with and I doubt you will find it to pleasant.” Alfred chuckling lightly grinning widely at Edward. “Or at least at first.” “I...um...uh…” Edward stutters his cheeks turning a few more shades of pink than they were previously. “I guess that will have to do.” Alfred sighs tending to Edward’s skin again listening to Edward’s breathing increase, hoping that Edward would finally give them some piece to be in the moment together. Alfred’s fingers lightly danced down Edward’s torso while his lips continued their slow journey down Ed’s chest. Reaching Edward’s belt line, Alfred looked up at Edward taking in deep breaths.  “Edward,” Alfred whispered grabbing for Ed’s necktie, “Close your eyes and lose yourself in what sensations you are feeling, love. If you find that too hard to do, take this necktie and use it temporarily take away your sense of sight.” Edward swallows unsure of why he felt so compelled to listen to this man. Perhaps he was bored, tired of being pushed aside and enjoying genuinely the center of someone’s attention. Grabbing the green tie from Alfred, Edward tied it around his eyes and now everything was black. CLICK!, he heard Alfred loosen his belt. ZIIIIIP!, his zipper was next.  The brief rush of cooler air against his privates made his whole body shiver and a low moan caught in his throat. “What’s that? Come now, Edward, I want to heard you singing my praise.” Alfred retorted hearing Edward’s low moan. Gingerly pulling down Edward’s trousers and releasing his half erect cock from it’s clothed prison, Alfred;s hands wrapping around its base while Alfred’s tongue swirls around Edward’s tip “Ah...” Edward groans fingers running through Alfred’s short hair grabbing at tufts of it when able.  Alfred’s lip wrapping around the tip forcing Edward’s length into his mouth and then back out. Edward’s sighs become much more frequent while his hands settle on the back of Alfred’s head pushing Alfred to take him into Alfred’s mouth. “Ah Alfred, more...” Edward breathes out. “I..I” His hips raise off of the couch he was laying on in order to buck into Alfred’s mouth as he deep throated Edward. “Alfred! I feel it...I’m going to cum!” Edward screams out bucking hard into Alfred’s mouth as he felt himself let go and climax in Alfred’s mouth.  Alfred kissed Edward’s thigh before returning to rest his head in Edward's neck. “Edward, there’s no one, I’d rather be with in this moment.” Alfred sighed contentedly as he pictured Oswald seated to his other side, frowning slightly with guilt. How would he explain all of this to Oswald were he to discover it all. Soon Alfred was resting on Edward’s shoulder not giving a care about Oswald nor his opinions on choices of lovers, an arm across Edward’s pulling him closer to Alfred.

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This is what I anticipate the reader reaction to this fan fic request from @amandajuly81 😂

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Crackship Threesome (Teaser)

@amandajuly81 Challenged me to create the ultimate crack ship smut fanfic of Pennypot and Riddlesworth at the same time. I am wondering if this is the direction you were wanting the fic to go in before I get too far into it. What have you done?!   “Alfred, are you sure here? What about Master Bruce?” Came a hushed whisper from behind a cracked door. “Oh Edward, you worry too much. Young Master Bruce isn’t even present in the manor. He is learning about Gotham by /living on the streets/ with Miss Kyle as he left me in a correspondence. Enough about that, Windows, you know exactly the reason that I invited you here for another audience with me.” Gazing at Edward sternly, waggling a finger in front of Ed’s face, “Now don’t make me ask again.” Eyes narrowing slightly signaling that he wanted conversation to a minimum and get to what he truly had requested Edward to come to the manor. This was not the first time that Edward had visited the manor. Edward had been called here a few times previously. Each time was when Oswald called to say that he was working late, apologizing profusely saying that he would make it up to Alfred. Alfred hung up his personal phone with heavy sigh before opening his phone and dialing the phone waiting for Edward to answer. Ever since Alfred had met Edward at GCPD when looking for where both Jim and Bruce had disappeared without a trace. Sure Edward was a little socially inept compared to his other lover, but Ed appeared to have a very open and available social schedule, and that would fit perfectly into the arrangement that Alfred was toying with in his mind.

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I have been thinking about this all day...

This is mostly for @jokesterwrites and @darkeddie14 but... Okay.. So... What if Riddlesworth and Pennypot are taking place at the same time? Like Alfred is keeping Eddie as his side piece boy toy for when Oswald is too busy for him? But Oswald finds out and they all end up at the manor together and then OH MY GOD THE SMUT THAT ENSUES! Sorry... I just had to get this out of my head because I seriously cannot deal with it. Ummmm... Thanks? For listening to me ramble? Like a moron? Okayloveyoubye...

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Just a Little Tease (Riddlesworth)

Just a little something I wrote around Valentine’s Day as Ed’s last gift to Alfred on the day for lovers. @jokesterwrites blog inspired me to post this. Warnings: m/m, strip tease

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That One Time Riddlesworth Took Monte Carlo