Eddie's Ramblings

This is a blog dedicated to all of my writings that until this point have mainly remained on my Twitter RP accounts.

[eddies-ramblings]

Man In The Mirror (Edward Nygma/Riddler)

This was a request a friend of mine posted to their Instagram story after last nights, episode 13 of season 4 aired. It has been awhile since I posted anything new, so enjoy! I thought I had gotten rid of him...The Riddler. That I had finally gotten the upper hand, but I was wrong. It seemed nothing could keep him away and this was going to be a problem.

“Oh Eddie...You knew you could never be rid of me!” I heard him laugh behind me. “We are one in the same you and I.”   “Just shut up!” I screamed at him as I slammed my fist into the table in front of me. My mind was running so fast trying to work out the best solution for how I could break myself of him. I knew if I didn’t he’d actually succeed in killing someone...again. “Eddie, remember what happens when you ignore me. Don’t you?” He smirks as he pretends to look bored. “I take control and get to have some fun...” “I will not allow that!” I yell punching the table again. “Too many people...innocent people get hurt!”  “Oh you mean like the Doc?” His smirk widens a bit more.  I could tell that he enjoyed this, picking on me, getting me to agree to his demands. “You are a fool for falling for her, Eddie.” He paused, “Just like all of the others...” I could feel my jaw tighten as my teeth shifted back and forth as I held my tongue. This side of me liked to pull out the worst insults and use them to tear me down. Once I was weak, he would take control and have his way with this city.  “You mean just like you have a certain affection for Oswald...?” I asked knowing that may backfire on me. “So what if I do, Eddie?” He replied his smirk fading from his face. “It’s not like I fall for the same old model every time. Just because someone is nice to us, doesn’t automatically mean we need to develop feelings for them. I mean really, Eddie...Leslie Thompkins of all people? She Jim’s sloppy seconds. We can do so much better for ourselves.” I shook my head slowly looking up to see his face staring back at me so stern like my parents often looked at me. “You don’t understand, Riddler.” I glared back at him as the anger continues to rise up within me. “You never did and never will.” “Annnnd yet again that is where you are wrong, Eddie. I know you better than anyone else could.” He pauses taking a step towards me. “Oswald understand. That’s why I ‘fancy’ him as you say.”  “Eghhhh,” I throw my fist into the wall now not caring that my fist is throbbing and blood is starting to drip down my knuckles. “Just stop...” I inhaled deeply jaw still clenched tightly. “Hey Ed..” Called a female voice from behind the door, “is everything alright in there?” “Yes, never better...” I called out to her a slightly sinister smile flashed across my lips as I straightened up my appearance before walking to the door.

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Master List

Edward Nygma:

A Trip Down Memory Lane (Pt 1)–Childhood memory

A Trip Down Memory Lane (Pt 2)–Loss of a parent

The Day I Was Born–Dark Ed/Riddler’s 1st takeover of Ed’s body as a child

Killing Kringle…’s Boyfriend –What really happened the night Tom was killed?

A Nail in the Coffin–It was not an accident Miss Kringle died… Riddles with a Side of Murder–Dark Ed/Riddler kidnapping an innocent victim

Oswald Cobblepot:

Penguins Cannot Fly–Childhood flashbacks

Penguin’s Umbrella–Oswald discovers that his umbrella isn’t all that it seems

Young Jonathon Crane:

Dollhouse–Childhood trauma

Gertrude Kapelput:

When He Left–partner walking out of pregnant Gertrude

Kathryn (Court of Owls): 

Judgement– Childhood flashback of experiences within the Court Non-Gotham Writings:

He Don’t Own Me Anymore– SS Harley Quinn while she is jailed

Ships:

Edward Nygma (Fluff):

Cold Hands, Warm Heart– Edward asks the reader to go ice skating

Gentle Protector– Edward protects the reader from a bad case of nightmares

Two Cups of Sugar– Edward tries to surprise the reader on their birthday

Nygmobblepot:

Eddie’s Birthday–It’s Eddie’s birthday, will Oswald show?

Moonlight Murder–Oswald has a problem & Ed offers to assist

Riddlesworth/Pennypot:

Secrets and Lies–Oswald is ignoring Alfred, so he’s found a new toy

Ruffled Feathers–It’s been a while since Oswald has seen Alfred

[tampire]

Isabella Kringle runs into a Deer late at night.

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Judgement (Kathryn-Court of Owls)

Gotham

What qualities did this city have left to save it from it's judgement?

None, at least in my eyes. This city was beyond saving. Only those foolish souls like Peter Gordon and now his son Jim, see any benefit to saving it. However they are too late. They cannot stop the Court and judgement that will be soon coming to Gotham.

This has not been the only time the Court has seen fit to pass judgement on this city and I doubt it will be the last. Though perhaps this will be the last in my lifetime of service as grand master of this Court.     ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was only a small girl the first time the Court passed judgement on Gotham for the first time. The city was in a time of economic boom. The citizens were all enjoying a rise in jobs and the city was growing doubling in what seemed to be overnight.

Even with the boom, there was still a large divide between those that were wealthy and those that went without. As I came to find out during the Court meetings that my father allowed me to sit in on, those at the top not within the Court were greedy and only wanted more and more money. Almost as if they worshiped it. This lead to the poor not receiving the aid they so desperately needed.

"Tonight dear members of the Court," my father stated in a late night meeting, "we shall all vote on whether we feel judgment should be passed on Gotham."

I remember watching in awe as he spoke wondering if someday this would be me asking the Court to pass judgment on Gotham or would time just pass by and this city only see need for one judgement. Could the citizens learn from their mistakes?

As I turned in my chair to look down at the street below, I saw a man in black walk up to a well-dress woman. When he got close, he pulled out a gun pointing it at her and gesturing at her neck then her purse. She dropped both at his feet and ran. She didn't get far before she fell to the ground as blood flowed from her side. The man picked up his loot and walked off in the direction from which he came.

I turned back to the meeting just as watched every member casting their votes. When it came time for my father to pass his, his gaze locked on mine.

"Kathryn, would you like to assist me in casting my vote?" As he gestured for me to join him, holding out the feather to me.

Taking the feather in my small hand, as I was no older than 8, I looked around the table at all of the members seeing that they had placed their feathers on the the table already and were just waiting on my father's decision. Remembering the poor woman who had just died right in front of my eyes, I set my father's feather down in front of me.

"Good, Kathryn. Very good," my father smiled patting my head gently.    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It is decided! Gotham will be judged!" My voice rang out as I looked around the room at each member. My eyes briefly stopped on Frank as I noted his apprehension during the vote. He was growing disloyal to the Court just like his brother. I will take care of him at a later date.

Right now Gotham must be judged, and judged it will be!

[conscience-killer]

Ed being really fucking l o n g.

[zimtdraws]

season 4 predictions: ed&oz adopt jonathan and selina. oz is an overprotective bird dad and ed has no idea how to handle kids. the whole gcpd plot is dropped, it’s just them trying to raise their criminal teenagers and being a happy family the end

[eddies-ramblings]

Ed adopting Jonathon has been my head canon for so long since I see them meeting in Arkham group therapy, possibly with Babs. I'd love to see Babs and Ed form a friendship as well.

[jokesterwrites-deactivated20231]

As much as I love Ed and Os and the Nygmobblepot dynamic, honestly I am here for the whole prequel Batman thing before anything else. If I wanted a romance story I wouldn’t be watching Gotham (because nobody gets happy ever after in this city).

[eddies-ramblings]

EXACTLY!!!

[pr1nceshawn]

How Ironic.

[takashi0]

I almost feel like the star girl chose that quote on purpose.

[gothamkids]

Ben McKenzie as James Gordon

[eddies-ramblings]

Crack Ship Threesome Teaser 2

Yes, their arrangement had first started out as a physical one to simply satisfy Alfred’s needs while Oswald continued to ignore him. As the time rolled on, Alfred found himself enjoying Ed’s company more and more. Before he knew it, Alfred had begun to feel less and less guilty about his time spent with Edward and Alfred discovered that he saw Oswald at his side as much. The lack of communication Alfred had with Oswald made him think that Oswald had forgotten him altogether and moved on to someone else. Why was Alfred not allowed to do the same with Edward? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Oswald hummed lowly to himself, even whistling at times as he hobbled towards the drive to the steps to the manor. Looking behind him, he picked out another car in the drive. His humming halted as he peeked in the car. Something about the car in the drive was familiar, but Oswald couldn’t quite place whom the car belonged to. 

Taking the steps slowly one at a time as his right leg was already crying out in pain. Using his cane to ring the doorbell, Oswald mentally added asking Alfred for a massage for his right leg to his list of needs for this evening. 

Hearing no answer at the door, Oswald banged on the door with the handle of his cane. Still receiving no answer at the door, Oswald wondered if he should have alerted Alfred to his visit. Perhaps Alfred was entertaining a guest for Bruce, and Oswald should try back another time. Oswald, however, did not want to give up and go home quite yet. 

When he and Alfred had first started meeting more privately, Alfred had asked Oswald to show up at a back door near the kitchen, so that attention would not be brought to either one of them, especially to Bruce. 

Finding the door, Oswald knocked sharply at it. Instead of Alfred answering the door, it swung open on its own. Oswald peeked around the open door. He found the kitchen oddly silent with no lights on. Oswald shook his head and was just about to leave figuring Alfred was busy entertaining whatever guest had stopped by the manor on Bruce’s behalf, but a small noise stopped him. 

Stepping as quietly as he could, Oswald continued into the manor, his cane echoing in the kitchen with each contact it made on the tile. Exiting the kitchen, he listen for the sound again. Hearing it again, he could swear that he heard what resembled a moan. It couldn’t be though…Could it? Alfred and Oswald had agreed that they were the only ones for each other. Oswald would admit that he had let business take precedent over his personal relationship with Alfred, but that was why he was here now, right? 

Following the sound to cracked door, Oswald pressed his ear to the door. His leg began to ache in this position, but he did not want to be discovered. He wanted to get to the bottom of this and if Alfred was indeed entertaining someone else more privately.

[lesbianrustcohle]

I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free

I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars

How goddamn rad is that

[murrdermaid]

Thank you fic writers,The unsung heroes.

[cijim]

Thanks to all fanfiction writers out there

[botanycameos]

This is why we MUST give writers our grateful feedback, comments, kudos etc. It’s the very least that can be done, when fanfic writers do such wonderful things for us. :)

[goth-on-ham]

Oswald E J Y

Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)As much as I like to write smut, Oswald is a total virgin in my eyes.Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)I can see him not jacking off as much as he would want to, because whenever he finishes, he can’t help but feel dirty (especially if he was imagining certain things happening with a certain Chief of Staff).Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)I think his longing for intimacy is pretty high, but I suppose that’s different from a sex drive. I think once he’s fallen for someone, he wants it all and he wants it all very strongly. The yearning is intense and frequent. But for a lot of his life, lust takes a backseat to power and ambition.

[eddies-ramblings]

Oddly, I've written an Oswank piece and it wasn't too off from how you described just with a crackship based off of a prompt someone gave me to lead into a crackship threesome, that I'm in the process of finishing...

http://eddies-ramblings.tumblr.com/post/152795458826/ruffled-feathers-pennypot-oswank

[lpartworks]

My stupid job, Miss, is to make sure that he grows up to be the man that he’s mean to be [Random, I just liked the original photo]

[eddies-ramblings]

Oooo! I like this piece as well! I also love the photo that you based this piece off of. It crazy to see him growing in front of our eyes!

[eddies-ramblings]

Master List

Edward Nygma:

A Trip Down Memory Lane (Pt 1)–Childhood memory

A Trip Down Memory Lane (Pt 2)–Loss of a parent

The Day I Was Born–Dark Ed/Riddler’s 1st takeover of Ed’s body as a child

Killing Kringle…’s Boyfriend –What really happened the night Tom was killed?

A Nail in the Coffin–It was not an accident Miss Kringle died… Riddles with a Side of Murder–Dark Ed/Riddler kidnapping an innocent victim

Oswald Cobblepot:

Penguins Cannot Fly–Childhood flashbacks

Penguin’s Umbrella–Oswald discovers that his umbrella isn’t all that it seems

Young Jonathon Crane:

Dollhouse–Childhood trauma

Gertrude Kapelput:

When He Left–partner walking out of pregnant Gertrude

Non-Gotham Writings:

He Don’t Own Me Anymore– SS Harley Quinn while she is jailed

Ships:

Edward Nygma (Fluff):

Cold Hands, Warm Heart– Edward asks the reader to go ice skating

Gentle Protector– Edward protects the reader from a bad case of nightmares

Two Cups of Sugar– Edward tries to surprise the reader on their birthday

Nygmobblepot:

Eddie’s Birthday–It’s Eddie’s birthday, will Oswald show?

Moonlight Murder–Oswald has a problem & Ed offers to assist

Riddlesworth/Pennypot:

Secrets and Lies–Oswald is ignoring Alfred, so he’s found a new toy

Ruffled Feathers–It’s been a while since Oswald has seen Alfred

[eddies-ramblings]

Two Cups of Sugar (Edward Nygma X Reader)

I saw on my feed that it was @the-brilliant-questioner‘s birthday, so I thought it would be fitting to crank out a small fluff piece as a gift.  Have the best birthday! CLANG! The noise startled you awake. From where you could tell you hear the sound, it appeared as if it came from the kitchen. Who could possibly be in the kitchen at this hour? You were now rather frightened to come to the conclusion that someone was in your apartment. You knew that you lived alone. People stop by, yes, but never this early in the morning.  Grabbing a shoe from the floor, you held it close to your chest, knowing that your only chance to knock out the intruder was to surprise them. Creeping slowly, you entered the kitchen spotting the intruder. You cock your head to the side rather confused. It appeared that the intruder was cooking in your kitchen. His back was turned to you. Now was your chance! Creeping up behind him, you hold your shoe tight in your hand, pulling it back taking a swing at the back of his head. You did not have enough strength to knock him out but now he notices that you are there. “Ow, _____,” I he turns around to face you rubbing the back of his head where you had hit him. “What was that for?” As he looks at you now, you cannot help but blush with embarrassment. You had just his your best friend in the back of the head with one of your shoes, Edward Nygma. “Jesus, Edward! You gave me a fright with all this racket you were making in the kitchen at such an hour!” You cannot help but be a little cross with him. “How on earth did you get in? I’m pretty sure I locked the door when I went to be last night.” “Oh, your lock is rubbish, quite and easy one to pick. I suggest that you ask your landlord to replace it.” He said dryly returning to the bowl he had set on the the island continuing to mix it with a whisk. “I had planned this as a surprise but now that you are up, perhaps you can be my assistant instead.” He turned to look at you as a sly smile crosses his lips. You take small tentative steps into the kitchen looking over all that he had laid out on the island and various counter tops.  “What is all of this, Ed?” I ask seeing eggs, flour, and sugar among a small bottle of vanilla and chocolate. “Why baking supplies, or course.” He says beginning to pour the batter he had been mixing into a cupcake pan. “I could figure that much out, but why did you feel the need to break into my apartment to bake them here? You have a perfectly good oven in your apartment.” You reply a little bit annoyed guessing that you would be left to clean all of the dishes from this little baking escapade of his. “Well, I had been planning on having these completed before you woke; all ice and iced on a plate for you.” He replied placing the pan in the oven. “That is nice, Ed. I appreciated it, I do, but why today?” You ask still not knowing what today’s date was. “You may live to see a hundred of these, yet you only have one of these in a lifetime. What am I?” He replies.

A riddle now? You were starting to get frustrated with Ed and just wanted him to spit out why he was here, but you knew that was not the way he operated. You had to answer the riddle. It finally hit you; what today was. “You are a birthday!” You reply. How could you forget your own birthday? “You are correct!” I nods to you with a grin. “You have seemed quite busy recently so I thought that it would be a nice surprise to have some cupcakes to greet you when you woke.” He said checking on the cupcakes in the oven then turned to another bowl. “Can you hand me the powdered sugar, ______?” Sliding in beside him at the island, you grab a measuring cup and the powdered sugar. You poured them into the small bowl after measuring a few cups.  He stirred everything together putting the frosting aside as he pulled out the cupcakes steaming from the oven. Once cooled, you both iced them. Looking over to Edward as he was deep in thought icing the cupcake in front of him, you bite your bottom lip dipping your index finger into the icing, and then bopping him on the nose with it. He stops icing the cupcake he had been icing looking cross-eyed at the icing you had placed on his nose before turning to you, dipping his own finger into the icing trying to place it on your nose. You bobbed away from him and the icing hit you on the cheek. This scene continued back and forth with the both of you covering each other’s faces in incing. Collapsing into fits laughter, you lean against the island looking up at Edward standing in front of you. His face grows closer as he leans closer to you. His lips lightly brush against yours, before pulling away, whispering softly, “Happy birthday, _____,”grabbing a cupcake handing it to you.

[eddies-ramblings]

Master List

Edward Nygma:

A Trip Down Memory Lane (Pt 1)–Childhood memory

A Trip Down Memory Lane (Pt 2)–Loss of a parent

The Day I Was Born–Dark Ed/Riddler’s 1st takeover of Ed’s body as a child

Killing Kringle…’s Boyfriend –What really happened the night Tom was killed?

A Nail in the Coffin–It was not an accident Miss Kringle died… Riddles with a Side of Murder–Dark Ed/Riddler kidnapping an innocent victim

Oswald Cobblepot:

Penguins Cannot Fly–Childhood flashbacks

Penguin’s Umbrella–Oswald discovers that his umbrella isn’t all that it seems

Young Jonathon Crane:

Dollhouse–Childhood trauma

Gertrude Kapelput:

When He Left–partner walking out of pregnant Gertrude

Ships:

Edward Nygma (Fluff):

Cold Hands, Warm Heart- Edward asks the reader to go ice skating

Gentle Protector- Edward protects the reader from a bad case of nightmares

Nygmobblepot:

Eddie’s Birthday–It’s Eddie’s birthday, will Oswald show?

Moonlight Murder–Oswald has a problem & Ed offers to assist

Riddlesworth/Pennypot:

Secrets and Lies–Oswald is ignoring Alfred, so he’s found a new toy

Ruffled Feathers–It’s been a while since Oswald has seen Alfred

Non-Gotham Writings:

He Don’t Own Me Anymore– SS Harley Quinn while she is jailed

[dividedriddles-blog1]

This is not a child that has been brought up to be loved, but instead one that has only known raised voices, anger, and even physical danger to himself. His naturally inquisitive mind has never been supported, the questions he once so eagerly asked to the adults in his life are now hidden away in his own mind. He’s used to having to find out his own answers to life’s puzzlements, he certainly cannot expect to find them from this father.

His hair is unkempt and uncombed, his clothes a little too small for such a tall boy, and his face is paler than a normal child’s should be. The glasses are a few years too old, causing him to squint through them. And the little boy’s demeanor is one of extreme caution and almost fear, eyes darting about, unsure of his surroundings and anyone that he might interact with.

Young Edward Nygma is not a happy child, and never has known a happy life. 

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This is so sad, but also exactly how I see Edward’s childhood in the Gotham verse. This is very well written! I look forward to reading more of your writings/RP bits.