#rider commentary

[mbta-official]

Green line is handling things well today

[mbta-official]

Many blessings upon whoever is stickering the green line

[mbta-official]

How am I most likely to die if I take the green line?

well. my friend suggested hanging your severed head from the ceiling of the boylston station. i guess in their mind that's the most likely, but i disagree. cutting off the head and then putting it out in the open like that would be both impractical and unoriginal.

theyre right about one thing, though. boylston would be a good place to be killed. your screams would mingle with the screeches of the trains and the lighting is harsh but still manages to be dim.

anothing thing about boylston is that it has an old streetcar on display. if you were killed in some relatively non-destructive way, pcc 3295 has been graffiti-ed in a way that had to be from very close, so you could probably hide a body there. would be far more interesting to have a dead body in an unused fenced off streetcar, their limp silhouette visible through the window, than to just have a decapitated head hanging from the ceiling.

on the d line specfically, you intend to disembark at newton highlands or eliot, somehow miss not one but BOTH of them, and die slightly of embarrassment while waiting for a train going the other way because you know you'd get lost if you tried walkign from waban