Dec 25, 2014
Lady/War
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: war, what is it good for? leaving shit everywhere
forgets to run the dish washer: lady
pumps gas for the car: war
drives when they’re going somewhere: war. stop being so chivalrous.
rearranges the furniture: lady
falls asleep with the TV on: war
gets to use the bathroom first: lady
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: war
sets up holiday decorations: lady. she decorates war too. he does not appreciate his santa hat as much as she wants him to. he liked the reindeer antlers even less.
leaves the lights on: lady
uses the bathroom with the door open: war
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): war once shattered the entire toilet in frustration. lady calls the plumber now.