Courtney: Trepan /would/ be the kind of asshole to drop shit just to bend over in front of people.
Courtney: Pharma would do it too.
Courtney: "Oops, I dropped my scalpel... RIGHT INTO YOUR CHEST"
Me: And then there's Trepan
Me: "Oops~ I dropped my hand.... Right on your dick~"
Courtney: -loses it- Okay that was good. -eats fries-
Me: Headcanon: Trepan has mastered the Great American Challenge.
Courtney: -dies- You asshole, I'm eating!!
Me: Did you choke?
Courtney: YES
Me: ...
Me: Trepan wouldn't have
Courtney: YOU FUCKER












