Unhinged Hyperfixation Time

Hello. My name is Dahlia I'm asexual panromantic She/Her pronouns

[susiehunsecker-remade]

this is one of my favourite posts of all time

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

buff asari and actually older looking matriarch asari because i deserve

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[thirdchoiceurl]

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

[m--bloop]

S5E6 - "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan"

[ghostfiish]

Not only was I the only one who ended up getting a ticket for my particular screening of the Backrooms... but also, besides the concessions staff, the entire theater was completely empty

I think I may have had the most appropriate viewing experience possible

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[feral-pixie-dream-possum]

Hephaestus complains about Poseidon being stupid for not wearing armor. Dude. Your wife is running around naked.

[shiisiln]

He's hoping she gets a spear in the gut

[paladingineer]

Reblogging for the fantastic tags

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[haenim0]

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[donteventry-itdude]

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ot3]

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]