#riftfire

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Yorunix (sfw) headcannons!!!

*Crawls out from the shadows to offer you these*

Yoru is a massive cuddler?? the first time they shared a bed Phoenix woke up to Yoru wrapped around him but didn’t have the heart to wake him.

Yoru blames Phoenix everytime the weathers too hot even if Phoenix is nowhere in the vicinity

 Phoenix has a folder on his phone thats just pics of Yoru when he’s being cute

They have a lot of late night talks about what they’ll do once the wars over and they can leave the protocol (even though both of them know that will probably never happen)

Yoru never apologised for shooting Phoenix

Phoenix is one of the few people who can get Yoru to stop being pissed off all the time

After difficult missions when one of them doesn’t feel like talking the other will just start rambling about their pasts

Phoenix got Yoru to try beans on toast one time and Yoru has never forgiven him

Black cat x golden retriver

Phoenix taught himself a handful of phrases in Japanese to better connect with Yoru but that just ended with Yoru giving Phoenix extensive lessons on Japanese pronunciation  

When Yoru’s tired/fed up he refuses to speak english

Phoenix asked why and Yoru told him he finds it easier to think and talk in his native language

They make each other food a lot

Also hot take but I think their ship name should be firewalker (firebird x riftwalker)

[jkerblood]

think you're oppressed? try telling someone you like yorunix and see how much acceptance you get from the 'tolerant' left

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the sequel to this post:

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Valorant Incorrect Quotes dump

Phoenix: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rule book?

Viper: I'm implying that you do not posses a rule book. And if you do, you certainly have never opened it.

Yoru: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well

Yoru:

Yoru: Bing, how do I get—

KJ: I swear to God, I am the only one here who has a braincell

Jett: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Raze: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Neon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Yoru: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Phoenix: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Phoenix: Why don't you ever say anything encouraging?

Yoru: I encourage you not to die

Phoenix: *dies in his ult*

Phoenix: Task failed successfully

Jett: What is the most attractive thing you find about women?

Yoru: Normally, their boyfriends

Phoenix, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.

Yoru, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

Jett: What the hell were you thinking?

Skye: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Neon: You released OSTRICHES

Phoenix: I have a new hoodie.

Yoru: Wrong.

Yoru: We have a new hoodie.

KJ: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

KJ: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Yoru: That’s not even clever.

KJ: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Raze: Marry me.

Jett: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Yoru, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Jett: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Phoenix, texting Yoru: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Yoru's phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now– I’ll get back to you later.

[Later]

Yoru, texting back: Fuck you.

Yoru to Jett: We smell of sweat and loss.

Jett: Hi-

Yoru: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Phoenix: Are you busy?

Yoru: Yes.

Phoenix: Cool, listen to this.

Yoru: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Neon: But don't you hate yourself?

Yoru: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Yoru: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Yoru: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Phoenix: What's wrong with you??

Yoru: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Jett: No, he meant other than that.

Yoru: Ohhhhhh.

Yoru: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Yoru: Bro- 

Phoenix: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Phoenix: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Yoru: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Killjoy: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Phoenix: Yoru, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Yoru, naked in Phoenix's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Phoenix, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Yoru: I fell—

Phoenix: From heaven?

Yoru: No, I literally fell—

Phoenix: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Yoru: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Phoenix: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Yoru: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Raze: Phoenix is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Yoru.

Phoenix: I feel like Yoru is the more responsible one of us two though.

Yoru: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Phoenix: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Neon: You look mentally ill.

Yoru: I am. Let’s go.

Yoru: This bloodline ends with me.

Phoenix: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Yoru: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Jett: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Yoru: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

Killjoy: We need a way to lure in new customers

Phoenix: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Jett: Yoru bath water.

Yoru: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Neon: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

Phoenix: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Yoru: Okay.

Phoenix: And make out during the scary parts.

Yoru: Th-

Yoru: The scary parts.

Yoru: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Phoenix: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Yoru: It’s just you.

[nebulapaws]

💙Yorunix Headcanons🧡

I've been thinking about Them so much, Ive decided to compile my headcanons when I think of them. I'm gonna end up writing and drawing them I can already feel it.

Special thanks to my friend @spliinkles for helping me come up with some of these!! Check out her art shes absolutely incredible I love them sm

Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy these! If you have any additions feel free to add them!!

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>Phoenix is all for PDA, but he always checks to make sure if Yoru is comfortable with it beforehand.

>with these idiots, there is ALWAYS cuddling, an arm slung over eachother's shoulders, tender cheek kisses, the whole nine yards.

>Phoenix and Yoru are an unbeatable duo, on Icebox they end up running down mid with judges, flashing the hell out of anyone who dares approach them.

>Phoenix always nicks Yoru's food--snacks, dinner, lunch, anything. He does the little shoulder tap thing and Yoru falls for it Every Time.

>Yoru is mega gullible,,, angst???

>Yoru totally tries to learn how to knit with Omen so he could make Phoenix a sweater. Phoenix wears it basically all the time.

>Phoenix absolutely teases Yoru about his height all the time, throwing comments like "wow Ru you really do have a short temper!"

>if Phoenix steals Yoru's food, Yoru nicks his boyfriend's clothes all the time. Granted, I like to think Phoenix has like. Five extra jackets on the off chance something might happen to his first one, but my point still stands.

>Yoru is totally a little spoon, but occasionally he ends up being the big spoon. A sleepy Yoru is a very cuddly Yoru.

>Omen knows how to bake, and sometimes offers to let the two of them in on baking goods. Omen doesn't tell Yoru that its 100% him wingmanning.

>(sobbing in Omen is either a father figure or a mentor figure for Yoru)

I'll totally add onto this when I think of more but these are the Biggies. And hey, share your own hcs too!! I might draw some of these

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NEON X JETT NEON X JETT IM ALREADY SHIPPING THEM

THEM GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH YORU AND PHOENIX AHHHHHH

ok ok ok but imagine their double date is like....them at a skating rink together.....and jett and neon are racing around...fuckin zipping and zooming.... Meanwhile yoru and phoenix are having the struggle of their lives and holding onto eachother like idiots

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Music that combines with Yoru x Liane

(When Yoru is being shipped with every character of Valorant)

everyone is, in fact, trying to steal her boy

geez, yoru! how come valorant lets you have FIVE partners??? /j