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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Brenner: Right. Sure. Gotta say, Miller. You're one HELL of a mystery.

Rig: I don't... know you...

Brenner: Look, just... I want to know something. Have you ever seen a woman like the one who attacked you before?

Rig: No--

Brenner: Have you ever heard of shadow magic?

Rig: What--

Brenner: Do you know that monsters are real?

Rig: ...Yes. I do.

Brenner: Well, then--

Rig: Is that what you are? Are you a monster?

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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Rig: Mothman ate my favorite sweater!

Brenner: ...Pardon?

Rig: Yeah! Back in college on a camping trip... Was in a cabin, opened the closet. And mothman was in there! Eating my favorite sweater! ...My colleagues all took notes instead of helping me get my sweater back. (None of them took any photos though...)

Brenner: Well, that's... Great... Anyway-- So, you moved in with your family, Rig?

Rig: Oh! No! I hate my family!

Brenner: Then... Your... friends?

Rig: mm-mm

Brenner: Wait-- Are you saying those idiots are letting some random stranger live with them?

Rig: They're not idiots... They've been really nice to me....

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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Footlight: So. You wear tropical shirts but hate the beach.

Rig: Eh. No sand tax means too much sand.

Footlight: Well, what about--?

SFX: Ring Ring Ring

Footlight: Oh, now he chooses to call back. Sorry, I have to take this. Smith, I swear, I'm gonna kill--

Rig's Poem: If I were to regret // the way my life has gone // would that leave me wishing for // a path I know is wrong? // I'm lost, adrift, in the unknown // but at least I know who I am // I would not cast that all away // and risk a losing hand // with time and faith in my fate // perhaps I can one day be // at the meeting point at last // 'tween joy and identity

Brenner: Hey! This seat taken?

Rig: ??? Uh... No...?

Brenner: Great! Nice to see you again. ...Brenner? We met at the tea shop?

Rig: Oh! Moth shirt!

Brenner: Yeah! Do you like Mothman too?

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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Bertolli: So what was your meeting about?

Andrew: You know I can't tell you that.

Bertolli: No? Not even with bribery?

Andrew: Bertie...

SFX: Ring Ring Ring

Bertolli: Ugh. Can't you ignore that?

Andrew: I wish. Yo, what's up? // Huh... That's real interesting... I'll get on-- (stop) I'll get on that ASAP. Look, I'll have to- (motherfucker) I'll call you back.

SFX: SEX NOISES.

Footlight: ...Dumbass.

SFX: Click!

Footlight: Boys! Let's go to the beach.

Off-scren: hell yeah!

Footlight: That means you too, Rig.

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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Footlight: So, Rig, did you move back here by yourself?

Rig: ...No. My roommate came too.

Footlight: Roommate, huh? And where was your "roommate" during the fire...?

Rig: (mmph) At work... He called and said he'd stuck- be stuck at work. Then those people came looking for him... Tried to grab me instead... If he did something to make them mad then- I don't want them to find me. Or him. I don't want HIM to find me...

Footlight: Your roommate?

Rig: Yeah... It's weird, right? I've moved in with him 10 years ago. But I've just felt trapped. And he's been creepy at me. Calling me weird pet names. I'm glad I got away, but...

Footlight: Shit. I'll be right back...

Fino: Footlight? Where are you going?

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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Fino: Rig, you write poems, right...?

Footlight: (poems?)

Fino: Why don't you share one with Footlight...?

Rig: ...

SFX: fwump

Footlight: ...Well. Words don't grow on poe-trees.

Fino: Really, Footlight?

Footlight: (i thought i was funny...)

Rig (off-screen): hehehe...

Rig: hehehehe... That's a good one...

Footlight: You... You like puns...?

Fino: (omg?)

Rig: I like words. I like when words are used in fun ways... (like as puns...)

Footlight: Why did the Russian chef decide to use parsley?

Rig: They ran out of thyme. (hehehe)

Footlight: You're my new favorite son.

Fino: What...?

Footlight: I'm kidding. (sorta...)

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Rig Miller - Part 2

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Footlight: RIG! SPIT THAT OUT! FINO! What the HELL did I say about feeding your brother things that aren't food?!

Fino: You didn't! You said not to do that to Dad!

Footlight: Well, new rule-!

Fino: Footlight, shh!

Footlight: What-? Oh. Shit... Rig...?

Rig: (mrr)

Footlight: Sorry... Not good with yelling?

Rig: ...

Fino: Dad's gonna kill you

Footlight: Cam's gonna kill me

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