Augury Goldsun's House of Witchcraft

I am a man of many names including Augury, Alexander, Artemis, Art, Rig, and Apollo. I'm married to pythonmelon. he/they - 31yo Original Works Directory: allislaughter.com Send tips to: ko-fi.com/augurygoldsun

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[allislaughter]

i try to practice a "three strikes" rule on social media so i don't end up making myself upset or waste too much time on it.

basically if i see any three posts that make me upset, i close the app. they don't have to be political or bad news, they can be someone with a bad take on media or whatever.

but then SOMETIMES people on my timeline post a LOT OF GOOD STUFF so i end scrolling sitting on 1-2 strikes and get nothing done because i don't find a third

[allislaughter]

And the other photo remix I did recently, with a photo by @pythonmelon (also used with permission)

[allislaughter]

New photo remix for the masses, featuring a photo taken by @irlmaxxor (used with permission)

[johnnycrass]

u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA

[allislaughter]

it's my favorite time of year! when everyone starts saying "i thought art fight was in june but it's not until july 😭"

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[maxxorish]

art trades i did with two friends ^_^/ left belongs to @/allislaughter and right belongs to @/pythonmelon

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[zoestorm]

Hey I have a question for y'all.

From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 30

(reblog for sample size)

[allislaughter]

Wanted to share a photo of the clown I keep on my desk but decided he deserved better

[spidersdaily]

This spider is in hell. This spider is in hell and youre laughing.

[ryttu3k]

#this one KILLS me #like???? #the comedic timing of it all too?? #fly: finally seems exhausted and ready to be bit and eaten #spider: ooh ok maybe? #fly: immediately self-immolates once more #and then the absolute vortex that fly created upon itself?? #spider: please god let me escape let me get away please plase plae- oh I caught a bugge! whee- no no no no NO NO (tags by proton-wobbler)

[please-do-not-perceive-me]

DEACON WEEK | Day 1: Undercover

Have u seen this man? Now u have :)

[itsthebeastpeddler]

Okay, I usually make goats but may I offer you: a sheep?

In the shop tonight at 6pm est!

shop 🗡 patreon 🗡 ko-fi 🗡 threadless

[bathroomcube]

back from the hospital

[bathroomcube]

only reason im telling you this is because on the wristband they gave me they had a pronouns section but instead of just putting down my pronouns there was a barcode you could scan

its just a very funny visual. probably real as fuck for some of you