#riiiiight

[hearts-in-bylines]

lando: there will be a carlando reunion in the future

~the next day~

oscar: *corners carlos right before the driver parade

[fawnloser]

coming on here acting normal like i wasn’t freaked out on the spam

[harborfreight]

student loans due and I have to make my final deposit for my Ira tomorrow and my credit card is past due🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

[cornsandwitch]

interesting how leonardo dicaprio showed up to award show season this year with some fresh work done on his face, looking better than he has in decades, and suddenly the internet discourse around him has taken a 180 in his favor. he was an overrated creepy predator a few months ago but now his head doesn’t look like a bloated waterlogged corpse anymore so everyone’s spinning excuses about how actually he was secretly gay this whole time and all his young girlfriends were in on the ruse 🙄

[unauthorisedeva]

i feel really stupid for only just realising ryland grace and ryan gosling have the same initials…

[dietsnnapple]

ohhhh and it’s not enough that i’m down horrendous but everyone has to know exactly how down bad i am

[ghostseeds]

“We’re not capitulating to animal rights activists.”

board member voting on an animal research facility: accepts $100,000 donation from an animal rights activist

[elles-greenaway]

ok does anybody else find it odd how at the end of fisher king when elle’s in the hospital, ONLY gideon is there!!! like the case is over and he’s the only one at the hospital while the rest of the team is just. ????