#rilifer

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🤞Domain Expansion

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I apologize for my previous statements on white girl dancing I was drunk but that’s no excuse and I need to be held accountable

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I need to go white girl dancing NOW

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For women’s day my dad got me a being a raging asshole

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Fuck it’s embarrassing to only start to have daddy issues at 25. My brain is fully developed, I have a stable partner, I seek validation a relatively normal amount that it doesn’t impact every one of my relationships and I’m just now joining a club these bitches have been running since they were 8 like hey girrlllssss look I’m showing my mid drift too! Like are we fucking serious I’m so sorry

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Hi meet my son he hate crimes me on purpose

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Canon event: you realize your dad is just some man

Like some dude who used to be in a frat has had the emotional responsibility for your sense of self your entire life and one day he’s going to fuck up so bad you think “oh yeah, this is just a 50 year old frat bro burdening me rn”

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Ladies you should be hitting your protein goals, not because of those other bullshit reasons, but bc your farts get so nuclear nasty that if you cropdust anyone following you they’ll throw up and stop pursuing you