#bf quotes

[r4cc00n-r0llb4ck]

Me (not Jewish): I'm so glad you finally got a menorah since Hanukkah starts this weekend!

My bf (Jewish): ... It does?

Me: yeah it starts December 14 this year

My bf: it's very offensive to ask a Jewish person when Hanukkah starts because we don't even know

[rilifer]

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[darksidemaza]

One of the reasons why I love you is because you make it so easy for me to do that, you literally don't even have to try your heart alone is the most unique and precious thing I've ever seen

[hotline-armageddon]

Bf: "You're a goof."

Me: "But I'm you're goof."

Bf: "Yes you are. You're my goofy goober."

Me: *sarcastically* "I'm gonna goof your goober."

Bf: *blushes* "O-oh"

Me: "HoW cAn ThAt Be SeXuAl?!?!?!"

[fabricati-diem-pvnc]

Evelyn: Doctor, we're on the Galapagos Islands, and that is a Galapagos tortoise! Doctor: Well, actually, "galapagos" is the Spanish word for "tortoise". Evelyn: Ooh. Doctor: They named the islands after them, you see - the Tortoise Islands. Which I suppose means that that is, in fact, a Tortoise tortoise. And that's something else I've taught us. Evelyn: (groans)

Big Finish: Bloodtide

[darksidemaza]

If God removes someone from your life, don't be an idiot and try to bring them back

[darksidemaza]

You're my peaceful place, the first person I want to tell when anything happens good or bad, the one person I run to when I have a bad day because no one has ever calmed me down like you do, I love you

[darksidemaza]

I want to hug u so tight and love you for the rest of my life